Comedy Kraken Jokes in Seattle

[forty_three]

Jamie, why are you so excited to be here with the Kraken?

They paid me at least a mil more per year than anyone else would have.

 

[davnlaguna]

Welp...

there is no laughter in Laguna tonight.

Makes the ESPN show pointless

 

[puckhead]

Jamie - you have made $10 million so far, buy a tooth



/and mean guy kind of called him fat

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I was hoping for a “if ya plumins leakin, betta call beacon” from marshawn or bobby

 

[forty_three]

So were there actually no side trades or what?

 

[forty_three]

Some fun back and forth between the Canes and Panthers on Twitter.

 

[forty_three]

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He really went and let Microsoft Excel pick a team.

 

[sbb122]

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He really went and let Microsoft Excel pick a team.

The fire Ron Francis tweets have started lol

 

[dare2be]

That tweet is dare I say Olympic calibre.

Olympic Gould, even.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

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He really went and let Microsoft Excel pick a team.

The whole damn roster leaked, if there was a trade it would’ve leaked too.

/also doubt they’re moving Giordano considering they paraded him.

 

[sbb122]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Maybe they knew he would take Beyreuther and Twarynski.

 

[dare2be]

So, there's still a chance they'll trade Tanev back to the Pens for Matheson.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Wouldn't it be great if after stockpiling picks Seattle uses their leverage to offer sheet Makar. Ron Francis needs to put the league on notice, like beating up the biggest guy your first day in prison.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

So, there's still a chance they'll trade Tanev back to the Pens for Matheson.

 

[Destroydacre]

Obviously don't know the master plan here (if there is one) or any possible side deals, but it seems like they definitely left some better talent out there.

 

[Judge Fudge]

Obviously don't know the master plan here (if there is one) or any possible side deals, but it seems like they definitely left some better talent out there.

Yeah but you have Room to Develop.

Like i was saying I think you guys have a 2nd or 3rd spot in the Pacific

 

[dash]

Yeah, the Pacific Division is Vegas and then a whole lot of meh. Seattle has a very good chance of making the playoffs and they're not done making moves to improve their team.