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Grabbed this elsewhere
Rumored leaked picks by team
Detroit not listed yet

Anaheim: D Haydn Fleury
Arizona: F Tyler Pitlick
Boston: D Jeremy Lauzon
Buffalo: D William Borgen
Calgary: D Mark Giordano
Carolina: F Morgan Geekie
Chicago: F John Quenneville
Colorado: F Joonas Donskoi
Columbus: D Gavin Bayreuther
Dallas: D Jamie Oleksiak
Detroit:
Edmonton: D Adam Larsson
Florida: G Chris Driedger
Los Angeles: D Kurtis MacDermid
Minnesota: D Carson Soucy
Montreal: D Cale Fleury
Nashville: F Calle Jarnkrok
New Jersey: F Nathan Bastian
New York Islanders: F Jordan Eberle
New York Rangers: F Colin Blackwell
Ottawa: G Joey Daccord
Philadelphia: F Carsen Twarynski
Pittsburgh: F Brandon Tanev
San Jose: F Alexander True
St. Louis: D Vince Dunn
Tampa Bay: F Yanni Gourde
Toronto: F Jared McCann
Vancouver: F Kole Lind
Washington: G Vitek Vanecek
Winnipeg: F Mason Appleton
 

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Stay tuned i guess


was looking for a "you're doing it wrong" gif.
no text, but these work.

The Office Eating GIF

baby fail GIF


cartwheel fail GIF
 

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But Portzline said there was no side deal!
 

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the real trick is to find a sports bar to watch the draft in, then make bets on who will be picked on the live broadcast.
 

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If these lists were being leaked by team sources wouldn't those same team sources know the side deals?
They might have just given the picks out to distract the reporters so they wouldn't have to leak the side deals.

Every single team that was asked said the same thing. "No side deals." I know twatwaffle is an idiot who would fall for it. I don't see how anyone who has been running draft sims for a year like Francis has been would pick Bayreuther without getting paid to do so.




It's incredible that nothing has leaked out of Detroit at all.
 

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They might have just given the picks out to distract the reporters so they wouldn't have to leak the side deals.

Every single team that was asked said the same thing. "No side deals." I know twatwaffle is an idiot who would fall for it. I don't see how anyone who has been running draft sims for a year like Francis has been would pick Bayreuther without getting paid to do so.




It's incredible that nothing has leaked out of Detroit at all.
Iyam, frank the tank probably got the full list from a source at the league and took his sweet time tweeting the selections out 1 by 1 lol

he never made reference to anyone from the teams telling him there were no side deals

i think the local reporters then went to their team sources to confirm the selections and they have been lied to lol
 

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Iyam, frank the tank probably got the full list from a source at the league and took his sweet time tweeting the selections out 1 by 1 lol

he never made reference to anyone from the teams telling him there were no side deals

i think the local reporters then went to their team sources to confirm the selections and they have been lied to lol
no Detroit pick just to fuck with us?

or he has a side-deal with Stevie. lol
 

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no Detroit pick just to fuck with us?

or he has a side-deal with Stevie. lol
Something certainly going on there lol

/maybe no announcement because its obviously troy stecher lol
Coached by hakstol at “NODAK” !!!

i would bet stech is probably in seattle right now :noidea: and will be part of the show tonight with his dog phoebe
 

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Btw i just noticed this … you put your son in one Bob Stecher hockey camp and you get this ??? lol

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