Comedy Kraken Jokes in Seattle

[dash]

They're Seattle fans, toss them a couple of fish

 

[dare2be]

They're Seattle fans, toss them a couple of fish

Spoken from the guy (one of the guys) in Vancouver.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I have a feeling the Kraken aren't going to be Vegas 2.0.

Which makes their expansion draft seem even worse - they left almost all the available trade bait on the board and drafted a team that can't score. What was the point of that if any reasonable analysis would've determined that they would've been better served with a couple of years of picks and prospects instead of flooring the pedal?

To say nothing of their free agency moves...

 

[dash]

Those ticket prices for Kraken games are just a little bit pricey.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Those ticket prices for Kraken games are just a little bit pricey.

Leafs blog pointed out today that the Leafs haven't sold out a game yet and Friday's still has available tickets that they're actively emailing their mailing list about.

Standing room only for $125. Think they might've finally gone too far for what people are willing to pay to watch the Leafs put 40 shots on a B goalie and lose 3-1.

 

[DevilishWon]

They're Seattle fans, toss them a couple of fish

F SEATTLE

 

[jstewismybastardson]

dont call him pussy

 

[puckhead]

dont call him pussy

Don't call him poisson

 

[dash]

 

[forty_three]

Wow. A song about being on depressants is their goal song? That'll hype the crowd.

 

[dash]

Wow. A song about being on depressants is their goal song? That'll hype the crowd.

I mean, the main chorus of Lithium is fine, but the guitar solo from Barracuda is amazing. This guy does a fine job.

 

[forty_three]

9 bucks for a bottle of water?

Shouldn't a place called "Climate Pledge Arena" have reusable bottle filling stations for FREE?

 

[esls79]

I wonder how long the lines are to take a piss at climate pledge arena?

 

[forty_three]

I am sorry. That's nine dollars for a CAN of water.

The rest of my comment stands. Perhaps even moreso.

 

[Center Ice]

9 bucks for a bottle of water?

Shouldn't a place called "Climate Pledge Arena" have reusable bottle filling stations for FREE?

Those prices aren't marketed to the average schmuck. The average schmuck can't afford a ticket anyway. Most of the tickets go to corporations who couldn't give a shit that a crap ass beer is $100 because it's all on expense account. Pro sports venues left father and son in the rear view mirror years ago.

 

[puckhead]

Those prices aren't marketed to the average schmuck. The average schmuck can't afford a ticket anyway. Most of the tickets go to corporations who couldn't give a shit that a crap ass beer is $100 because it's all on expense account. Pro sports venues left father and son in the rear view mirror years ago.

the average schmuck isn't craving roasted bone marrow at a hockey game.

fortunately there some very good junior hockey to choose from in the area with the Everett Silvertips ($13-35 for tix) and Seattle Thunderbirds ($20-50)

 

[forty_three]

The Krakheads put the number 32 in the rafters already - because they are the 32nd team in the league.

 

[puckhead]

Lol. They retired a fucking jersey on day one.


Good intro tune by Ayron Jones, though

 

[naslundfan19]

The Krakheads put the number 32 in the rafters already - because they are the 32nd team in the league.

Wish I could watch it.

 

[dash]

The Krakheads put the number 32 in the rafters already - because they are the 32nd team in the league.

That was Quick.