Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[thedddd]

Hey Letang....the wrong Johnson got hurt tonight.

 

[thedddd]

Only JJ would poke check the puck off his own defensive partners stick in the defensive zone.
Luckily Marino was able to clean it up and nothing happened.

 

[puckhead]

I feel it's been a while since I've said it.

Jack Johnson sucks.


Huh.just realised I've been saying this for 12 years.
2007 World Juniors. (though he did not suck at the shootout)

 

[dare2be]

Hey Letang....the wrong Johnson got hurt tonight.

I wondered if that had been Jack Johnson, would Blueger have fought Holzer. Then I realized that yes, he would have, for not finishing the job.

 

[thedddd]

Hey the modern day Muskegon line is looking good for the Pens so far.
Not sure how you can send Lafferty back down after the performance he has had recently.

 

[thedddd]

Jared McCann is now hurt.

 

[dash]

 

[thedddd]

For a second before I read that I seriously thought they signed him to a contract. Sadly at 47 he probably be one of their healthiest players.

 

[mattola]

Jared McCann is now hurt.

 

[puckhead]

maybe we can trade Louie Ericksson for his crumpled corpse?

 

[mattola]

 

[forty_three]

This might explain why Jimbo has never won a trade.

 

[thedddd]

This might explain why Jimbo has never won a trade.

But he is a HOF GM!

Seriously though the Pettersson for Sprong might be a good win.

 

[dash]

Seriously though the Pettersson for Sprong might be a good win.

How about a Pettersson for Pettersson swap?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

How about a Pettersson for Pettersson swap?

 

[thedddd]

 

[thedddd]

How about a Pettersson for Pettersson swap?

I can see it now:

Benning to Rutherford: "Hey we need a D-man what about Pettersson for Pettersson?"
Rutherford: "Nah that is too unbalanced of a deal and would give my team an advantage."
......dead air........conversation over.......

Now we finish this conversation with any other GM except Benning...
"Ok Jim you give us your next 5 first round picks, Malkin and Pettersson?"
Rutherford: "DEAL!"

 

[dash]

I figure the Canucks owe the Penguins a big trade win to make up for the Naslund for Stojanov swap.

 

[forty_three]

I can see it now:

Benning to Rutherford: "Hey we need a D-man what about Pettersson for Pettersson?"
Rutherford: "Nah that is too unbalanced of a deal and would give my team an advantage."
......dead air........conversation over.......

Now we finish this conversation with any other GM except Benning...
"Ok Jim you give us your next 5 first round picks, Malkin and Pettersson?"
Rutherford: "DEAL!"

Shero: Hey listen. I still have great memories of being in Pitt, and I want to help. Plus I need to shake things up here. Give me Jack Johnson for Taylor Hall.
GMJR: Ray, you're a good friend, but I just can't do that to you.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I figure the Canucks owe the Penguins a big trade win to make up for the Naslund for Stojanov swap.

Well they gave the pens handsome Gubberson call it a wash