Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[forty_three]

Imagine how much more he'd be dragged down if they were on the ice together.

It is an uncommon gift he has.

 

[thedddd]

It is an uncommon gift he has.

I solely blame this loss on Jack Johnson. Even though he played the least amount of minutes out of any D-man his sheer presence on the roster is enough.

 

[thedddd]

Took all of two games.

Penguins' Malkin sidelined by undisclosed injury

 

[obxyankeefan]

Took all of two games.

Penguins' Malkin sidelined by undisclosed injury

It didn't look that bad to me, but he got up limping. Of course he was turning the pick over every chance he got before getting hurt.

 

[esls79]

Took all of two games.

Penguins' Malkin sidelined by undisclosed injury

He's no Max Talbot

 

[obxyankeefan]

He's no Max Talbot

I would have gone with Randy Cunningworth

 

[esls79]

I would have gone with Randy Cunningworth

I'm not familiar with him. Sounds like he'd make a good head coach though.

 

[forty_three]

Took all of two games.

Penguins' Malkin sidelined by undisclosed injury

I think the injury is two-fold. His leg got twisted and as he fell back to the boards, Gavrikov's shoulder went right into his Sternum. His chest took 100% of it.

 

[thedddd]

I guess Jeff Jimerson should phone in the anthems every game.
32 seconds in and Crosby scores.

 

[thedddd]

Well nevermind he shouldn’t phone them in.

 

[forty_three]

Is Murray awake? That's the second one he hasn't even moved on. One went in, and that hit the post.

 

[dare2be]

Is Murray awake? That's the second one he hasn't even moved on. One went in, and that hit the post.

I think he's gunshy from flying stick blades.

 

[thedddd]

Is Murray awake? That's the second one he hasn't even moved on. One went in, and that hit the post.

From the anthems, to the fans and the rest of the team I don’t think any of them left their beds yet.

 

[thedddd]

I think he's gunshy from flying stick blades.

Anything near his head will cause a concussion.

 

[forty_three]

Kris Letang tripped Malkin and blew his knee up.

Kris Letang shot the puck that broke Hornqvist.

What does Kris Letang have against the Penguins?

 

[forty_three]

Apparently Letang stabbed Chucky in the showers.

 

[thedddd]

Apparently Letang stabbed Chucky in the showers.

Geez looks that way. And seriously how do they get lower body injury for Hornqvist who took the shot to the head?

 

[dash]

Apparently Letang stabbed Chucky in the showers.

 

[forty_three]

Geez looks that way. And seriously how do they get lower body injury for Hornqvist who took the shot to the head?

His head is in his ass.


Boo yah.

 

[thedddd]

Adam Johnson was called up with Galchenyuk put on the IR.
At this rate the Penguins will be the best ECHL club.

Why can't Letang just take Jack Johnson out!