Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[forty_three]

Mi-LAN Loo-Cheech

*clap^clap^clapclapclap*

Better yet, dress him in a Dumoulin jersey and see if can get CBJ to take him back.

He won't come back, he wants to be part of a winning culture that knows how to use him.

 

[puckhead]

He won't come back, he wants to be part of a winning culture that knows how to use him.

Winning culture knows to get his ass on a different team as soon as possible

 

[thedddd]

Lol...so the “takers” for Johnson finally realized it is Jack Johnson. So the Pens had to put DeSmith through waivers. Let’s hope Murray stays healthy enough to play 40+ games because Jarry as a backup might be scary, since I don’t think he is ready.

 

[dare2be]

Lol...so the “takers” for Johnson finally realized it is Jack Johnson.

You can only ride the legacy of Badger Bob for so long.

 

[mattola]

 

[dare2be]

Gives catching glove a whole new meaning.

 

[thedddd]

AND...Jack Johnson is in the lineup.

 

[dare2be]

Conor Sheary scores!

Oh, wait...

 

[forty_three]

AND...Jack Johnson is in the lineup.

He reach -5 yet?

 

[thedddd]

He reach -5 yet?

Soon.

 

[thedddd]

Well if Tanev had hands he would have had goal #1.

 

[dare2be]

He reach -5 yet?

If you give him credit for all of his teammates on the ice.

So, yeah. He doesn't even have to be on the ice.

 

[thedddd]

If you give him credit for all of his teammates on the ice.

So, yeah. He doesn't even have to be on the ice.

Jack Johnson is the microcosm of the Penguins first period....Slow and sloppy.

 

[thedddd]

Malkin showed up in the second period. Nice goal

 

[thedddd]

So when Galchenyuk scores a goal he will be the first Russian born Penguin (Not counting Malkin) to score a goal since Kovalev in 2010/11.

All the Russians on the Penguins since Malkin was on the team:
*Gonchar: 42g - 159 a - 2006/07 -> 2009/10
Pechurskiy: 1 GP goal - 2009/10
Kovalev: 2g - 5a - 2010/11
Plotnikov: 0g - 2a - 2015/16

* Was on the team the season before and was the only Russian Born.

Didn't realize how few they had over the years.

 

[thedddd]

Jack Johnson is willing this team to a combined -15.

 

[dare2be]

As much as I'd like to blame JJ, Letang has been poopy.

 

[forty_three]

As much as I'd like to blame JJ, Letang has been poopy.

JJ has a way of dragging people down. He made Savard look like hot garbage for years.

 

[dare2be]

JJ has a way of dragging people down. He made Savard look like hot garbage for years.

Imagine how much more he'd be dragged down if they were on the ice together.

 

[Mangler]

3-1, hope the Pens come out in the third...