Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Not to mention Toxic Train Derailment Juice.

I went to Florida two years after BP and people I was with were just like fuck yeah all the shrimp and whatever else and I was like you people realize how fucked these things probably are from that oil spill right?

And sure enough I’ll be the first one to get cancer down the road lol

 

[BGDave]

 

[sbb122]

Replacing Zucker I would think


/frees up money for Vegas to sign Barbashev. I’d rather have Barbashev than Smith lol

 

[thedddd]

Replacing Zucker I would think


/frees up money for Vegas to sign Barbashev. I’d rather have Barbashev than Smith lol

Heard it is for the pick they got for Blueger.

Also, sadly, makes them even older if it is a replacement for Zucker.

 

[thedddd]

Yeah good luck finding a taker for this Hextall dumpster fire.

 

[dash]

Yeah good luck finding a taker for this Hextall dumpster fire.

Send Petry back to Edmonton

 

[sbb122]

Whoever takes Petry can have Rutta too

 

[thedddd]

Whoever takes Petry can have Rutta, Grandlund, Rust, Carter and DeShits also.

FIFY

Those six players have just around 26 million in wasted cap space for the Penguins.

 

[sbb122]

@thedddd @dare2be

Good twitter account to follow

 

[dash]

@thedddd @dare2be

Good twitter account to follow

Hey, that kind of stuff might fly in Portland, but not in Pittsburgh.

/ @Comeds likes this

 

[thedddd]

@thedddd @dare2be

Good twitter account to follow

I mean I can’t even remember the amount of times I had to take a piss in Market square.

And just another Wednesday afternoon for Jeff Carter.

 

[sbb122]

I mean I can’t even remember the amount of times I had to take a piss in Market square.

1987 college story

Our fraternity used to rent vans to shuttle people back-and-forth to our parties so nobody crashed a car.

We had one of the vans take us downtown and drop us off at the U2 concert and pick us up later that night.

On the way to three rivers i drank about seven or eight beers because we sat in traffic for over an hour or so.

Needless to say I almost pissed my pants, as soon as the van stopped to drop us off I basically let loose about a five minute piss in front of gate D with about 500 people around.

 

[dash]

1987 college story

Our fraternity used to rent vans to shuttle people back-and-forth to our parties so nobody crashed a car.

We had one of the vans take us downtown and drop us off at the U2 concert and pick us up later that night.

On the way to three rivers i drank about seven or eight beers because we sat in traffic for over an hour or so.

Needless to say I almost pissed my pants, as soon as the van stopped to drop us off I basically let loose about a five minute piss in front of gate D with about 500 people around.

The sanitation folks
Are jolly friendly blokes
Courteous and easy going
They'll mop up when you're overflowing
And tell you when your arse is showing

 

[dare2be]

Jagr, part deux

Penguins select Brayden Yager in 1st round of 2023 NHL Draft

Edit: link failed

 

[sbb122]

 

[dash]

I just looked at his stats, he could only score for the Penguins. Played 11 games with the Flames, no points, went back to Pittsburgh, scored 3 goals and 6 assists, then went to Anaheim and had 0 goals, 4 assists.

 

[thedddd]

ESPN for other teams put up the last 5 first round picks for teams. I was waiting until they did the Penguins and naturally they skipped right over that.

2022 - Pickering
2019 - Poulin
2014 - Kapanen
2012 - Pouliot/Maatta

 

[thedddd]

Forgot to mention thanks Canada! The air quality in Pittsburgh today reverted to the 70's.

And since I am referencing the 70's here is the obligatory....

Just for @forty_three

 

[forty_three]

Forgot to mention thanks Canada! The air quality in Pittsburgh today reverted to the 70's.

I am in Cleveland and am thinking of grabbing a lawn chair and heading to the Cuyahoga river to wait until it catches on fire again.

 

[forty_three]