Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[dare2be]

8-0 loss
4-0 loss
8 game losing streak
All against teams in their division

Only the Pirates can out-Pirate the Pirates.

Oh, I forgot




LMAO

 

[sbb122]

2 runs scored in their last 38 innings is pretty good right?!?

 

[thedddd]

2 runs scored in their last 38 innings is pretty good right?!?

Sure If they were playing in the MLS.

 

[sbb122]

1 hit through 6 innings today but they have scored a whopping 1 run!!!

 

[dash]

1 hit through 6 innings today but they have scored a whopping 1 run!!!

 

[thedddd]

The Giants called up 21 year old Luis Matos and in his 7th game already scored his 10th run. And he has 2 RBIs.

In the last 7 games combined the Pirates scored 11 as a team.

So he alone has produced more runs in a week than the whole Pirates team.

Note his 7th game isn’t over yet.

 

[thedddd]

Mark this down the Pirates are actually winning! Granted it is 2-1 in the 4th.

 

[naslundfan19]

Mark this down the Pirates are actually winning! Granted it is 2-1 in the 4th.

The Mariners just scored 4 times in an inning, Crazy times.

Edit: And Kolten Wing just homered. The world is ending.

 

[sbb122]

Mark this down the Pirates are actually winning! Granted it is 2-1 in the 4th.

Henry Davis is fitting in well with Pittsburgh, he’s batting .100

The Mariners just scored 4 times in an inning, Crazy times.

Edit: And Kolten Wing just homered. The world is ending.

You can blame me for the Mariners struggles, I placed 2 futures bets on them. One to win the American League pennant and one to win the World Series.

I figured they would take a step forward this year in the American League . I wish I would’ve done that for the Orioles instead.

I also have a World Series matchup of the Mariners and Cardinals.

 

[dash]

The Mariners just scored 4 times in an inning, Crazy times.

Edit: And Kolten Wing just homered. The world is ending.

That looks Wong to me

 

[naslundfan19]

That looks Wong to me

I was just winging that post.

 

[thedddd]

Henry Davis is fitting in well with Pittsburgh, he’s batting .100

Lol so true.

Edit: Naturally he hits a HR just as I am responding.

 

[thedddd]

And yep there it is, they pirated that one.
Only this team can blow a lead like that.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I’ve been to Pittsburgh and I’ve been to the Soo and I’m not sure this is a compliment lol

 

[dash]

At least Dubas didn't go full Emerson Etem...

It's not a compliment to Medicine Hat lol

 

[thedddd]

I’ve been to Pittsburgh and I’ve been to the Soo and I’m not sure this is a compliment lol

He was probably wearing his Jack Lambert jersey at the time.

 

[thedddd]

Metropolitan Notes: Pesce, Penguins, Kuznetsov

Notes from the Metropolitan including a rough market value for Brett Pesce, Pittsburgh could take on a bad contract, and more.

www.prohockeyrumors.com

We might have entered the Dumbass era.

Penguins president Kyle Dubas indicated that he might be open to taking on a contract from a team needing to open up cap space this summer.

 

[scoutyjones2]

Metropolitan Notes: Pesce, Penguins, Kuznetsov

Notes from the Metropolitan including a rough market value for Brett Pesce, Pittsburgh could take on a bad contract, and more.

www.prohockeyrumors.com

We might have entered the Dumbass era.

Like the Malkintent contract

 

[thedddd]

Lol…the Maulers might be the only team from Pittsburgh to win in the playoffs this year.

 

[thedddd]

I truly think the USFL refs want the Maulers to win, too bad all calls can get overruled.