Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[dare2be]

Lol, I forgot the Penguins even re-acquired Nick Bonino until I saw that he skated today.

They waited for him to come of age.

 

[dash]

They waited for him to come of age.

Like a bottle of wine - Nick Bo-wine-o

 

[thedddd]

Malkin scores the goal then morphs into lazy Malkin.

 

[dare2be]

Like a bottle of wine - Nick Bo-wine-o

Boo-wine-o

 

[thedddd]

This is the Penguins I came to love this season.

 

[sbb122]

Stick a fork in them

 

[thedddd]

Wait I finally got it! The Penguins this season are the sacrificial goat for the Pirates. Maybe the Pirates might have a good season.


No that last part I did not say it with a straight face.

 

[sbb122]

Lol, where the fuck was Jarry going?

 

[dare2be]

Meanwhile, Pirates blow a 2 run lead in the top of the ninth only to walk off win.

 

[thedddd]

Meanwhile, Pirates blow a 2 run lead in the top of the ninth only to walk off win.

The three guys who hit HRs tonight were hitting respectively:
.235
.180
.125

 

[thedddd]

Lol, where the fuck was Jarry going?

Playing rover?

 

[forty_three]

 

[thedddd]

When they finally clear house can they please fire Bob Errey.

 

[sbb122]

Playing rover?

Hextall will definitely be fired, he’s had three seasons to fix this goaltending problem and hasn’t done dick

 

[thedddd]

Best scenario for you.

 

[forty_three]

Best scenario for you.

The Jackets did get a useless point, so we really need Chicago to hold here.

 

[thedddd]

I guess if the Hawks win we can finally put to bed that Toews >>> Crosby.

 

[thedddd]

Shut up Bob Errey it is not a shocker. The Penguins don’t deserve to sniff the playoffs this season.

 

[thedddd]

Holy shit Heinen actually scored a goal.

 

[forty_three]

Now I need the Habs to beat the Isles tomorrow and give the Pens something to play for Thursday.