Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[forty_three]

As stated previously, it's difficult to have much sympathy for the current Penguins plight. At least you have multiple Stanley Cups within the past 15 years to fall back on. Get back to me when your team hasn't won a Cup in over 30 years and aside from 2004 has won a grand total of two playoff series since 1989.

Hi dash, this is me getting back to you*




*only 2 if you count a play in series against Tronna.

 

[thedddd]

I will just add that I do understand Pittsburgh sports fans being upset though, there's a certain level of performance /excellence that you expect to see from the Penguins and Steelers specifically.

Honestly I don't care about sympathy, never have. It is just a joke what this team became in short order. I would understand if this team had Crosby/Malkin retire and when became shit but still having these two players healthy and still producing it is nothing but a joke now.

Hell they essentially became Edmonton.

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Hell they essentially became Edmonton.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Honestly I don't care about sympathy, never have. It is just a joke what this team became in short order. I would understand if this team had Crosby/Malkin retire and when became shit but still having these two players healthy and still producing it is nothing but a joke now.

Hell they essentially became Edmonton.

Having those two players at a combined $14.8m AAV!

Plus Guentzel to make it $20.8m.

That's unbelievable value. Only Boston comes close to getting that kind of value from their best guys and look what they're doing.

Burke gonna Burke. Bloody assshole he is.

 

[dash]

Honestly I don't care about sympathy, never have. It is just a joke what this team became in short order. I would understand if this team had Crosby/Malkin retire and when became shit but still having these two players healthy and still producing it is nothing but a joke now.

Hell they essentially became Edmonton.

Heck, if it weren't for Chris Kunitz, you might not have beaten Ottawa

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Heck, if it weren't for Chris Kunitz, you might not have beaten Ottawa

Thank god for Chris Kunitz.

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

 

[forty_three]

Thank god for Chris Kunitz.

I'll take "sentences that no one has ever said" for 500, Alex

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I'll take "sentences that no one has ever said" for 500, Alex

People who never want to see Sens fans happy.

 

[obxyankeefan]

Think of it this way. The Penguins won the highest paid out powerball ever and blew all their money recently.

The Leafs are Jack Whittaker -> Jack Whittaker (lottery winner) - Wikipedia

That guys life reads like a bad movie script all the way down to the characters names. Brandi Bragg and Kitti French

 

[puckhead]

The Penguins are officially the NHL equivalent of that person who won the lottery 20 years ago who mismanaged there money and now officially broke and living in the gutter.

As stated previously, it's difficult to have much sympathy for the current Penguins plight. At least you have multiple Stanley Cups within the past 15 years to fall back on. Get back to me when your team hasn't won a Cup in over 30 years and aside from 2004 has won a grand total of two playoff series since 1989.

fuck both of you, and the trophy cases you rode in on.

 

[mattola]

fuck both of you, and the trophy cases you rode in on.

 

[thedddd]

fuck both of you, and the trophy cases you rode in on.

The Canucks are like the person that matched 4 of 5 numbers and didn't get the powerball.
And on the day 1,000,000,000 others did also so your payout was $1.

 

[mattola]

The Canucks are like the person that matched 4 of 5 numbers and didn't get the powerball.
And on the day 1,000,000,000 others did also so your payout was $1.

 

[puckhead]

The Canucks are like the person that matched 4 of 5 numbers and didn't get the powerball.
And on the day 1,000,000,000 others did also so your payout was $1.

and our dog ate the fucking ticket anyway

 

[naslundfan19]

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Sorry last one for today... Can't help it

 

[obxyankeefan]

The Canucks are like the person that matched 4 of 5 numbers and didn't get the powerball.
And on the day 1,000,000,000 others did also so your payout was $1.

Damn my dad is the Canucks. I am a son of a canuck.

 

[thedddd]

Fucking Jeff Carter with the most lazy PP goal ever. Or as others would say the Ovechkin…

 

[dash]

Does anyone in the league have a better backhand than Sid?