Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Well.... on one hand we know this team is garbage and would be utterly destroyed in the playoffs (if they somehow luck their way in)...

But on the other hand......................................................... Jake's Shakes are half off

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

 

[thedddd]

Granlund should not bein the NHL.






Ok maybe in Calgary

Bright side he is better than Carter.
So where does that mean Carter should be? Edmonton?

 

[thedddd]

Just imagine he can add to his resume that he single handily took a perennial playoff team with generational talent(s) and made them into a shitshow for years to come.

 

[thedddd]

Hextall's strategy at the deadline:

Need #1: Need to fix the 3rd line. Ok lets replace Jeff Carter with Jeff Carter lite not once but twice.
Need #2: Shaky and oft-injured Goaltending. Ok let's bring in a marginal d-man who is not an upgrade over any of the 6 on the roster.

 

[thedddd]

Typical Pitt Basketball

Start the game going up 22-2 and only be up 30-23 at the half.

 

[sbb122]

Typical Pitt Basketball

Start the game going up 22-2 and only be up 30-23 at the half.

Neither of these teams can make a shot. This is like watching a pickup basketball game at your local LA Fitness on a Wednesday afternoon.

 

[dash]

This just in - The Cyclones blow

 

[obxyankeefan]

Neither of these teams can make a shot. This is like watching a pickup basketball game at your local LA Fitness on a Wednesday afternoon.

Try being a Virginia fan at this time of year.

 

[forty_three]

So where does that mean Carter should be?

I can find somewhere for him

 

[sbb122]

Try being a Virginia fan at this time of year.

National Championship sandwiched with 3 awful losses. That is very hard to believe those past 4 tournaments

 

[dash]

I can find somewhere for him

The hole at Shawshank?!?

 

[obxyankeefan]

National Championship sandwiched with 3 awful losses. That is very hard to believe those past 4 tournaments

Style of play that Tony Bennett uses. Can shut down anybody, but the offense is so bad the other team stays around.

 

[forty_three]

The hole at Shawshank?!?

 

[thedddd]

Jarry sucked tonight.
DeShits hold my beer.

 

[thedddd]

The Penguins lost their best defenseman. I say "best" in the loosest terms possible.

Marcus Pettersson Put On LTIR By Pittsburgh Penguins

Marcus Pettersson Out With A Lower Body Injury

www.prohockeyrumors.com

 

[sbb122]

The Penguins lost their best defenseman. I say "best" in the loosest terms possible.

Marcus Pettersson Put On LTIR By Pittsburgh Penguins

Marcus Pettersson Out With A Lower Body Injury

www.prohockeyrumors.com

Best as in the cleanest pig on the farm lol

 

[thedddd]

Best as in the cleanest pig on the farm lol

 

[thedddd]

The when will Scott Gomez will score website was officially changed to when will the Penguins score website.