Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[thedddd]

I'm sorry, Sully has to go...

POJ getting sat for Kukla-fran-and-olliecough?

Comparisons between the pair of left-shot defensemen who were 1st round picks:

· Dmitry Kulikov-6’1”, 201 pounds, 32 years-old-61 games, 3 goals, 12 assists, -11, 30 penalty minutes

· PO Joseph-6’2”, 185 pounds, 23 years-old, 58 games, 4 goals, 13 assists, +11, 38 penalty minutes

Yep was about to post the same details:

Dmitry Kulikov Expected To Make Pittsburgh Penguins Debut Tomorrow

Dmitry Kulikov To Make Pittsburgh Penguins Debut Tomorrow Night

www.prohockeyrumors.com

Kulikov spent much of the Penguins practice on Monday paired with Jan Rutta, supplanting P.O. Joseph on the third pairing.

The total disdain of this team to play any of their younger players meaningful minutes is mind-numbing.

 

[thedddd]

I guess it is true that you shrink when you get older.

The oldest team but one of the smallest.

Elite Prospects - Team Comparison in NHL

Compare average height, weight and age in NHL.

www.eliteprospects.com

 

[forty_three]

Seriously torn about tonight's game.

On one hand, losing to the Jackets could be the final nail for Sullivan and we can hire him in the offseason.

On the other, if we lose we keep valuable tank points but Jeff Carter goes home happy.

 

[thedddd]

Seriously torn about tonight's game.

On one hand, losing to the Jackets could be the final nail for Sullivan and we can hire him in the offseason.

On the other, if we lose we keep valuable tank points but Jeff Carter goes home happy.

Honestly I think Sullivan will be fired no matter what so wish for the Penguins win.

Next season we will see new leadership in Pittsburgh to appease the new owners. The only way that won’t happen is if somehow they make it past the first round of the playoffs.

 

[dare2be]

 

[sbb122]

Eight minutes was enough for me. Fuck these morons.

 

[forty_three]

I understand that Jarmo has texted Sullivan "Come home bby"

 

[thedddd]

Few metaphors.

1. At tonight's game.
2. This team is a bunch of old midgets (little people).

 

[thedddd]

Didn't realize they recalled Nylander for this game.

I guess since Lafferty is no longer with the Blackhawks and Nylander is finally playing for the Pens that trade is a win for the Penguins. <sarcasm>

And naturally in the first period instead of putting him out there with Malkin they move Heinen up.

 

[thedddd]

Wondering who is the worst team in the league?

And great job Hextall not addressing the goaltending at the deadline.

 

[forty_three]

What the fuck is happening? Pulled Elvis after 0 goals against and then Snakebitten Foudy scores.



Edit: They say Elvis is not feeling well. Musta had Primanti Bros pre-game.

 

[thedddd]

Errey literally just said Merzlikins is “saturating the muscle”.

 

[forty_three]

Errey literally just said Merzlikins is “saturating the muscle”.

 

[thedddd]

Come on @forty_three they are blowing it.

 

[thedddd]

They really saturated that muscle didn’t they.

 

[dash]

They really saturated that muscle didn’t they.

Well aged, just like the Pens

 

[thedddd]

Well aged, just like the Pens

Hey they are the Sophia Petrillo’s of the NHL!

 

[dash]

Hey they are the Sophia Petrillo’s of the NHL!

That was one funny show

 

[dash]

Old Man Crosby wants to go dancing one more time.

 

[forty_three]

Perfect game. Start off strong enough to make the fans boo the team and then blow it. Wish they could have blown it before OT, but what can you do.

Michael Hutchinson looked Mystified. Larsen said we Need You Tonight thinking he was the New Sensation, but it only led to Bitter Tears. Sometimes you Kick, sometimes you get kicked. I wonder how long before we can make him Disappear?