Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[elocomotive]

Remember, in those days, players just LOOKED old.

That was only because of the popularity of facial hair and because some of them would light up in between shifts. Gotta keep the sponsors happy!

 

[dare2be]

That was only because of the popularity of facial hair and because some of them would light up in between shifts. Gotta keep the sponsors happy!

I thought it was because of the times, before rogaine and minoxidil.

 

[puckhead]

Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick. Maybe he can get Orpik out of retirement

liked for the dead milkmen reference.



Everybody knows the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground.
Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?

 

[scoutyjones2]

liked for the dead milkmen reference.



Everybody knows the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground.
Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?

You know what, Stuart, I like you.
You're not like the other people, here in this trailer park.

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

 

[scoutyjones2]

Maybe they could move Crusty Razor

Hell, I'd see what Guentzel would get you...

 

[thedddd]

Hey with Bonino they are even old now.

 

[thedddd]

He just needs a taker for Rutta and all his off season crap signings would be gone.
Too bad he is f*cked with F*cking Jeff Carter and that god awful signing.

 

[scoutyjones2]

He just needs a taker for Rutta and all his off season crap signings would be gone.
Too bad he is f*cked with F*cking Jeff Carter and that god awful signing.

Crust would still be there though

 

[thedddd]

Crust would still be there though

Yeah just like Carter they are stuck with him.

 

[dash]

Crust and Carter sounds like a 80's buddy cop movie

 

[sbb122]

Crust and Carter sounds like a 80's buddy cop movie

That was out in the 70’s. It was a double feature on every channel with “The Blob”

 

[forty_three]

Hey with Bonino they are even old now.

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The Jackets have exactly one player older than the Pens average. Michael Hutchinson.

 

[sbb122]

The Jackets have exactly one player older than the Pens average. Michael Hutchinson.

'It's the one thing CBJ has going for them.


/close enough for 80's music guys

 

[dash]

'It's the one thing CBJ has going for them.


/close enough for 80's music guys

The judges would have also accepted making that cap space Disappear

 

[dash]

Jeff Carter might be stealing your catalytic converter...

 

[thedddd]

Nothing like all the awful deals and couldn’t do anything for the goalie situation. Had to use DeShits in an emergency, yeah Jarry was out, and he gave up his typical 4 goals.

 

[scoutyjones2]

The Jackets have exactly one player older than the Pens average. Michael Hutchinson.

I thought he was dead

 

[thedddd]

Typical Pirates stuff. Spend money on left handed reliver (why have no clue) just to have him most likely go down for TJ surgery.

 

[scoutyjones2]

I'm sorry, Sully has to go...

POJ getting sat for Kukla-fran-and-olliecough?

Comparisons between the pair of left-shot defensemen who were 1st round picks:

· Dmitry Kulikov-6’1”, 201 pounds, 32 years-old-61 games, 3 goals, 12 assists, -11, 30 penalty minutes

· PO Joseph-6’2”, 185 pounds, 23 years-old, 58 games, 4 goals, 13 assists, +11, 38 penalty minutes