Comedy gold out of Edmonton

[esls79]

If I were in charge of that ship of fools, I'd hire Jules Winnfield as head coach and Chris Chelios as his assistant. Immediate results will be seen.

 

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The Edmonton Oilers have purchased the Bakersfield Condors of the ECHL...I look forward to more of the following:

 

[mattola]

The Edmonton Oilers have purchased the Bakersfield Condors of the ECHL...I look forward to more of the following:

if this guy is not their mascot then fuck them

 

[DevilishWon]

The Edmonton Oilers have purchased the Bakersfield Condors of the ECHL...I look forward to more of the following:

sweet

 

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Lyrics:

There used to be a hockey franchise alone at the top
They became the team that won five Stanley Cups
Fans remained a group that was pleased with their club
But did you know that Kevin Lowe
Was then put in charge and he made them a bad hockey team?
Baby, I compare you to a team Kevin Lowe got to make
Ooh the more I see of you
The worse you appear, yeah
Maybe once Lowe is removed
The team will improve in their play?
There is so much a fan can tell you
So much they can take
Lowe remains in power, forever their pain, baby
To Daryl Katz he's an addiction that he can't deny
Won't you tell him it's unhealthy, someone?

Cause did you know that Kevin Lowe
Was once put in charge and he made them a bad hockey team
Baby, I compare you to a team Kevin Lowe got to make
Ooh, the more I get of you the worse you appear, yeah
Maybe once Lowe is removed
The team will improve in their play?

Lowe's been rebuilding the Oilers for eight years
They're still losing most games they play
They've restarted their rebuild like three freaking times
They restarted again yesterday

There is so much a fan can tell you
So much he can say
Lowe remains in power, forever their pain
To Daryl Katz he's an addiction that he can't deny
Won't someone tell him it's unhealthy, baby?

Cause did you know that Kevin Lowe
Has guided the team to be the worst team that they've ever been
Baby, I compare you to a team Kevin Lowe got to make
Ooh, the more I get of you, the angrier I feel, yeah
Maybe once Lowe is removed
The team will improve in their play?

 

[mooger_35]

Lyrics:

There used to be a hockey franchise alone at the top
They became the team that won five Stanley Cups
Fans remained a group that was pleased with their club
But did you know that Kevin Lowe
Was then put in charge and he made them a bad hockey team?
Baby, I compare you to a team Kevin Lowe got to make
Ooh the more I see of you
The worse you appear, yeah
Maybe once Lowe is removed
The team will improve in their play?
There is so much a fan can tell you
So much they can take
Lowe remains in power, forever their pain, baby
To Daryl Katz he's an addiction that he can't deny
Won't you tell him it's unhealthy, someone?

Cause did you know that Kevin Lowe
Was once put in charge and he made them a bad hockey team
Baby, I compare you to a team Kevin Lowe got to make
Ooh, the more I get of you the worse you appear, yeah
Maybe once Lowe is removed
The team will improve in their play?

Lowe's been rebuilding the Oilers for eight years
They're still losing most games they play
They've restarted their rebuild like three freaking times
They restarted again yesterday

There is so much a fan can tell you
So much he can say
Lowe remains in power, forever their pain
To Daryl Katz he's an addiction that he can't deny
Won't someone tell him it's unhealthy, baby?

Cause did you know that Kevin Lowe
Has guided the team to be the worst team that they've ever been
Baby, I compare you to a team Kevin Lowe got to make
Ooh, the more I get of you, the angrier I feel, yeah
Maybe once Lowe is removed
The team will improve in their play?

Well that's it... Dash isn't allowed in Rexall Place. 1 year ban letter on the way?

 

[forty_three]

Well that's it... Dash isn't allowed in Rexall Place. 1 year ban letter on the way?

Congrats dash on being promoted to tier 2 fan.

 

[mattola]

straight out genius.

Lyrics:

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Well that's it... Dash isn't allowed in Rexall Place.

lifetime ban for this guy

 

[DevilishWon]

lifetime ban for this guy

Make that 2 lifetimes

 

[forty_three]

Another tier two fan is speaking out.

 

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Oilers are the doormats of the league, that's one connected tier two fan.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

I'm gonna be awfully pissed if Edmonton steals Buffalo's #1 overall pick.

 

[Cobiemonster]

Another tier two fan is speaking out.

This reminds me of when Kramer threw the catalogs in front of the door at the Pottery Barn

 

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I'm gonna be awfully pissed if Edmonton steals Buffalo's #1 overall pick.

They may steal it, but there's considerable chatter that they might package it along with one of the young guns (Eberle is mentioned most often) in order to acquire a stud defenseman. Hey, maybe Lowe thinks Tyler Myers is that stud defenseman.

 

[Cobiemonster]

They may steal it, but there's considerable chatter that they might package it along with one of the young guns (Eberle is mentioned most often) in order to acquire a stud defenseman. Hey, maybe Lowe thinks Tyler Myers is that stud defenseman.

Ekblad and Eberle for Tyler Myers loooooool

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Coiler fans still dont have Shea Weber on the brain, do they?

 

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Coiler fans still dont have Shea Weber on the brain, do they?

I'm sure some of them do, but it would take at least two of RNH, Hall, and Eberle to even get Nashville interested. Lowe's ego would never entertain that notion.

 

[forty_three]

They may steal it, but there's considerable chatter that they might package it along with one of the young guns (Eberle is mentioned most often) in order to acquire a stud defenseman. Hey, maybe Lowe thinks Tyler Myers is that stud defenseman.

Howson LOVES Tim Erixon.

Erixon for Eberle.

 

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Maybe the Oilers just have lousy timing - Imagine if they would have had their three consecutive first round picks in '07 through '09.

2013 Nathan MacKinnon
2012 Nail Yakupov
2011 Ryan Nugent-Hopkins
2010 Taylor Hall
2009 John Tavares
2008 Steven Stamkos
2007 Patrick Kane
2006 Erik Johnson
2005 Sidney Crosby
2004 Alexander Ovechkin
2003 Marc-Andre Fleury
2002 Rick Nash
2001 Ilya Kovalchuk

Actually, they could have had Kane in '07 but they won their last game of the season (a meaningless game) against the Flames and finished out of the lottery that year (back in '07, the bottom five teams were the only teams eligible to pick #1). That put Chicago into the lottery and they won it and selected Kane. The Oilers at pick #6 took Sam Gagner.