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He looks a little like an angry Charlie Sheen, doesn't he?

/not WINNING!
 

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I can't decide if the eye roll means that he's angry with whoever threw it, or just embarrassed to be seen in public with an Oilers jersey. :D

Maybe he's just deep in thought trying to figure what he has to say to get fired and freed from that God-forsaken hell hole...
 

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Kevin Lowe offered to take a Sabbatical away from the Oilers until things cooled down. Katz said no.
 

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Kevin Lowe offered to take a Sabbatical away from the Oilers until things cooled down. Katz said no.

Nine months ago Lowe knew a thing or two about winning - Today he knows a thing or two about leaving.
 

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Hope_Smoke‏@Hope_Smoke4 minsFerraro on TSN Radio "in Edmonton management everybody thinks the same, you need a contrarian to offer a different perspective"

Hope_Smoke‏@Hope_Smoke3 mins
Ferraro "if it took me this long to rebuild my house I would have fired the contractor long ago"

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Ferraro "there is a strong tie and love affair with the old Cup teams in Edmonton."

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Ferraro "if Fla or Cbj were being run as poorly as the Oilers were we'd all be calling them a joke franchise."

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Ferraro "if Fla or Cbj were being run as poorly as the Oilers were we'd all be calling them a joke franchise."

Or Phoenix, amirite?



So is it wrong that I hope a player for the Oil gets told of a trade while in warm ups, and he throws his jersey on the ice?
 

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Who's the Mickey Mouse organization now, eh Wayne?

:D
 

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What you didn't see is a few seconds before Eakins was giving a motivational speech;

"I have a one way ticket out of town for anyone who isn't interested in being part of this team!"

Then he threw the ticket into the crease.
 

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I have no idea the context or when/where this was. Bryz shooting on Scrivens.
 

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From the Oilers skillz competition 43 - Now in gif format:

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From the Oilers skillz competition 43 - Now in gif format:

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Gotta love how the forwards don't even backcheck a goalie in the slot.
 

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Justin Schultz doesn't take a man and heads right to the corner - Just like a real game :)

Well, they were showing their "skills".
 

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You do have to hand it to Oilers fans though, in the midst of a terrible season, they still get over 12,000 people to attend the skills competition.
 
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