Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

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Flames lost two players including defenseman Nick DiSimone on waivers earlier today. However, Shilly is returning tonight and Jakob Pelletier could also be close to returning from LTIR.

 

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Starting to feel like the number 27 is cursed. First Malhotra nearly loses and eye. Then Ryan Murray had a string of "killed a gypsy's dog and got cursed" type bad luck. Now Boqvist keeps getting hurt. This time he took a puck off the face while sitting on the bench.

 

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Elvis kept his team in the game in the 1st period and the boys have responded here in period 2.

 

[forty_three]

Elvis kept his team in the game in the 1st period and the boys have responded here in period 2.

But when we lose it will be Elvis' fault in everyone's mind.

 

[mattola]

Canucks ate already on all star vacation.. we ain't coming back

 

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Canucks ate already on all star vacation.. we ain't coming back

I thought Boeser couldn't skate?!? That was a nice burst to the net and a beauty of a tip.

 

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Bean goes right down Broadway and snipes a wrister past Demko.

 

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Jackets moving the puck around like the Globetrotters on that PP.

 

[forty_three]

Holy hell

 

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Boom boom and the Canucks have trimmed the lead to one.

 

[forty_three]

Experience Jackets hockey

 

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Sigh

 

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Will Boeser get a hat trick? Yes.

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[forty_three]

It is astonishing how bad the Jackets are in the third period.

Currently minus 40

 

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It is astonishing how bad the Jackets are in the third period.

Currently minus 40

They were +2 against Calgary the other night.

 

[mooger_35]

It is astonishing how bad the Jackets are in the third period.

Currently minus 40

Reminds me of the Canucks the last few years

 

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Kuraly needs to keep chopping to bring down that Zadorov pine

 

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Bowling for Jackets in the corner. Cole to the sinbin.

 

[forty_three]

Nothing on the elbow that put Kuraly down to be kneed in the head, then?