Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[forty_three]

Jackets final 23 is set.

Olivier is "injured" and I would imagine Roslovic and Robinson or Foudy are on the block. Texier and Fantilli have both come in like gangbusters. Personally I would keep Foudy. Another tough choice coming when Chinakhov returns.

Matechuk showed he is ready, but that stupid "No AHL" rule for Juniors strikes again. I hope he doesn't regress. Jiricek played well enough to get on the roster, but not needing waivers to go to Cleveland and the logjam in front of him sealed that for him. He will be up as soon as we can deal Bean or Boqvist or (God willing) Gudbranson.

Here's what my lineup would look like:
Gaudreau - Laine - Marchenko
Johnson - Fantilli - Texier
Sillinger - Jenner - Bemstrom
Foudy - Kuraly - Robinson

Werenski - Peeke
Severson - Bean
Provorov - Gudbranson

 

[forty_three]

Hrm

*sigh*

 

[sbb122]

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Sounds like KJ needs a fresh start with a team with a winning culture and high expectations to win.

You still want a goalie? You can have both Jarry and Nascaronovich or whatever the hell his name is. Lol, The Penguins will give up 7 goals a game regardless who is in net.

 

[forty_three]

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Sounds like KJ needs a fresh start with a team with a winning culture and high expectations to win.

I am not sending him to Tampa.

 

[forty_three]

You tell 'em Patty

 

[forty_three]

Six vignettes about Blue Jackets' Adam Fantilli that frame his NHL debut

The dawn of a highly-anticipated career is upon us, so The Athletic reached out to some of the prominent people in Fantilli's orbit.

theathletic.com

When Twatwaffle wants to just sit down and write, he can be so good.

 

[forty_three]

Every single line is wrong.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Every single line is wrong.

True ... needs some CONOR Garland

 

[forty_three]

True ... needs some CONOR Garland

You get Roslovic and Gudbranson

 

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Looking at those lines, Cole Sillinger is smiling like a Cheshire cat.

 

[forty_three]

Looking at those lines, Cole Sillinger is smiling like a Cheshire cat.

My thought with Robinson, Roslovic and Bean in is that those are the three Jarmo is getting calls on. Or at least taking calls on. No way those three should be in over Johnson, Foudy or Boqvist.

Curious who is sending scouts tonight.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

You get Roslovic and Gudbranson

naw I dont think Allvin would go there .... only 3 GM's have ever given contracts to Gubberson for $3.5 shmill AAV or more ... 2 of them will never work in the league as GMs again ... the other is heading that direction imo lol

 

[mattola]

You get Roslovic and Gudbranson

 

[forty_three]

Dudkey Do-right in the house for the Blue Jackets game!


Sorry, I am being told this is Patrick Laine.

 

[forty_three]

Today, in the list of who found me in Linked In searches.

Guess the goaltending situation is real bad if they are searching for me.

 

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Cam Atkinson scores in Columbus, but not for Columbus.

 

[forty_three]

Cam Atkinson scores in Columbus, but not for Columbus.

He's just happy to be sleeping in his own bed. Apparently the Flyers are staying here and heading to Ottawa Friday night. So he gets two nights at home.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

One game but allowing 37 SOG against a supposed bottom feeder is kinda shit.

Plus side goalie did his part.

 

[forty_three]

One game but allowing 37 SOG against a supposed bottom feeder is kinda shit.

Plus side goalie did his part.

Depends on who you ask. Like the jackasses on Reddit that would struggle to put pads on and skate a lap let alone understand what it takes to face an NHL level shot who call a laterally moving shot against the grain off the far post "weak".

Like seriously, what goalie thinks this is going where it's going when it leaves the stick?

 

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Well done, Dudley.