Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

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The Doctor has moved to Columbus...

 

[forty_three]

^

 

[forty_three]

I guess there's some sort of rule in the Blue Jackets team charter that there has to be at least one meme on staff at all times.

 

[forty_three]

HAHA shows what you know! We don't HAVE one of those

 

[thedddd]

Fire Babcock and hire Recchi for anything.

 

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[forty_three]

OH NO DR RECCHI IS GOING THROUGH PHONES

 

[BGDave]

Always keep a burner phone with only 3 pictures. One of you and your mom, one of you with your pet and one of you with your coach. That's it.

Besides financial training, this is the kind of stuff the NHLPA should be teaching the youngsters.

 

[forty_three]

Doug MacLean is doing an "Ask Me Anything" on the hockey subreddit.

My only question is "how do people let you anywhere near hockey you fucking peanut?"

 

[forty_three]

yoink

Blue Jackets claim goaltender Spencer Martin off waivers | Columbus Blue Jackets

The Columbus Blue Jackets have claimed goaltender Spencer Martin off waivers from the Vancouver Canucks, club General Manager and Alternate Governor Jarmo Kekalainen announced today. The 28-yearold netminder signed a two-year contract with the Canucks prior to the 2022-23 season. Selected by the...

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Our goaltending pipeline is so thin that Aaron Dell might have gotten himself a contract.

 

[forty_three]

No comedy here.


Good luck and good health to Portzline. Maybe he should move to a big city like New York or Chicago where there are more treatment options.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

No comedy here.


Good luck and good health to Portzline. Maybe he should move to a big city like New York or Chicago where there are more treatment options.

Isn’t one of the best hospitals in America just up the road in Cleveland?

 

[forty_three]

Isn’t one of the best hospitals in America just up the road in Cleveland?

SHHHH

 

[forty_three]

CBJ: We need a center. A good one

Laine: I could try it

CBJ: They are so hard to come by in trade

Laine: I played center when I was younger, I understand the role.

CBJ: Drafting one is always a possibility, but you have to draft high

Laine: What about me?

CBJ: We have a bunch of young guys who have potential, but how do we get them on the right path?

Laine: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE

 

[forty_three]

Okay, goodwill gone. Fuck off, Twatwaffle.

 

[forty_three]

Is that good? That seems good.

 

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[forty_three]

Jackets are hoping someone goes on waivers today, which indicates that Tarasov is going to miss considerable time. They are sticking with Elvis but want someone to pair with him.

Wonder how long it goes before they start looking at the Hellebuyck/Gibson trade market.

 

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[forty_three]

And three different Jackets tried for the rest of the game to kill Oshie for catching the kid with his head down and teaching him what a clean hit looks like. Gave the Caps a few power plays. Not sure how they pulled that one out.