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There’s nothing more demoralizing than giving up a goal on the first shot of the game. At least no one is injured just yet.
 

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There’s nothing more demoralizing than giving up a goal on the first shot of the game. At least no one is injured just yet.
The "shot" was a pass that went across the zone, 25 feet from the goal and in off Foudy's skate. One of the worst snakebite goals I have seen in a while.

As for the injuries, give it time. We keep making passes sideways through the neutral zone and Jacob Trouba is playing.
 

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The "shot" was a pass that went across the zone, 25 feet from the goal and in off Foudy's skate. One of the worst snakebite goals I have seen in a while.

As for the injuries, give it time. We keep making passes sideways through the neutral zone and Jacob Trouba is playing.
At least Babs isn’t coaching. It can always be worse.
 

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Rangers have two that came off the board on offside and now the Jackets just had one called back because it didn't cross the line.

1st star of the game = War room guy
 

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I guess we now know why Quick never won a game for the Jackets. He played goal in skater gloves.
 

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That's his first NHL point. Welcome to the National, DJ
 

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Thanks to everyone for whiffing on this guy.


And it was so important to do for that fucking meathead who is not even practicing today, and not likely to play tomorrow.
 

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Elvis has the flu. Left the Rangers game after yakking on the ice at the end of the second and didn't play the third. Still out. Jackets were up 4-1. won it 5-3 with an empty netter.
 

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Doug Maclean is selling a book and I heard him on Mareks show. Marek asked him what he thought passing on Kopitar cost (the franchise and him personally)

Maclean responded "Probably cost me around 30 million dollars since if I drafted Kopitar I would still be an NHL gm"

Marek quickly let out a "ehh?" sound as in I dont know if that move would have helped you remain an NHL gm ... it was lol worthy
 

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@dash here's your chance. The Foud Show is on waivers. Flames can just take him home with them tonight.

Note Mathieu Olivier still on the roster.


Also, it is Star Wars night so good luck tonight. Live long and prosper.
 

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Spencer Martin in net tonight.

Congrats, dash.
 

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Will Martin let in three goals or only two in the first period tonight?
 
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