Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[forty_three]

Quite a promotion for Dorsett. From an assistant coach at the high school level last year to a dev coach for an NHL team this year. He was an assistant to a friend of mine last year.

Hopefully Le test Tube can hold a clinic on how to win defensive zone draws before heading north.

 

[forty_three]

Jackets media day

Okay, I want to know what the question was.

 

[forty_three]

Great to see Zach so excited about his top shelf cookie.

 

[puckhead]

Oh good. I guess the locker room problems will start anew.

update:

 

[dash]

update:

Jarmo isn't messing around.

 

[forty_three]

update:

That's great and all, but he shouldn't have been welcome at camp before we realized he's an anti-masker.

 

[thedddd]

So he won't get the vaccine so sending him to AHL camp is ok?

 

[puckhead]

So he won't get the vaccine so sending him to AHL camp is ok?

as it's a two-way contract, that seems like an option.
opens a bit of a question though...

wonder what happens if someone on a one-way deal gets the same deal.
pay him NHL salary, has to clear waivers etc. that works too.
what if someone has a no-move?
does the NHLPA step in, and what would their stance be. protect 685 members from 15 idiots, or protect the freedoms of the 15?

 

[dash]

So he won't get the vaccine so sending him to AHL camp is ok?

A nti-vax
H ockey
L eague

 

[thedddd]

as it's a two-way contract, that seems like an option.
opens a bit of a question though...

wonder what happens if someone on a one-way deal gets the same deal.
pay him NHL salary, has to clear waivers etc. that works too.
what if someone has a no-move?
does the NHLPA step in, and what would their stance be. protect 685 members from 15 idiots, or protect the freedoms of the 15?

Oh yeah I was being facetious. And yeah I agree they are catering to this one idiot to not protect all the players/coaches/personal at the AHL/ECHL levels.

 

[forty_three]

So he won't get the vaccine so sending him to AHL camp is ok?

I think it boils down to the fact that the Jackets do not like paying players to not play. They gave him a contract and he hasn't given them cause to terminate it. Yet. Could be a DeAngelo situation soon.

And if the AHL mandates vaccines - there's the out.

as it's a two-way contract, that seems like an option.
opens a bit of a question though...

wonder what happens if someone on a one-way deal gets the same deal.
pay him NHL salary, has to clear waivers etc. that works too.
what if someone has a no-move?
does the NHLPA step in, and what would their stance be. protect 685 members from 15 idiots, or protect the freedoms of the 15?

I was wondering what would happen if a star said no. Seth Jones did retweet and like some Qanon/antivax stuff in the last year. As far as I remember, he did get vaccinated, but what would a team do if someone of his stature wouldn't do it?

I admit, I was a tad worried about Werenski too. He's also really conservative on social media.

 

[puckhead]

should be noted that his Zac's decision (if he sticks with it) will cost him $475,000 in salary



/granted, that's a bold assumption that he would actually make the big club

 

[dash]

Viva Columbus.

 

[forty_three]

Viva Columbus.

Great AAV.

This makes me so happy

 

[dash]

That's great and all, but he shouldn't have been welcome at camp before we realized he's an anti-masker.

Zing!

 

[forty_three]

does the NHLPA step in, and what would their stance be. protect 685 members from 15 idiots, or protect the freedoms of the 15?

To the surprise of absolutely no one

Disclaimer: twatwaffle

 

[puckhead]

 

[forty_three]

Holy shit. Kid just came off a 6 points in 3 games run at Traverse City and on day one of camp he is between the two top wingers.

Reminder - he is the guy we picked with the first rounder Chicago gave us for Jones.

 

[gob]

Holy shit. Kid just came off a 6 points in 3 games run at Traverse City and on day one of camp he is between the two top wingers.

Reminder - he is the guy we picked with the first rounder Chicago gave us for Jones.

CBJ fans in 2021: We got our #1C!!!! 2nd round, here we come!


CBJ fans in 2024: Fuck him... If he doesn't want to be here, trade him for someone who does!

 

[forty_three]

CBJ fans in 2021: We got our #1C!!!! 2nd round, here we come!


CBJ fans in 2024: Fuck him... If he doesn't want to be here, trade him for someone who does!

CBJ Fans in 2022: Shit, with Kent Johnson coming in, we have too many centers - we need to trade one!