Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[forty_three]

You could probably get Brian Elliot or Jake Allen on the cheap these days.

Last time we traded for a goalie from Philly that worked out okay.

I would kill for a .900 sv% right about now.

With Carter Hart faltering, not sure Philly lets him go easily. We shoulda jumped on Smith when we had the chance. I mean he's only making 250K more than Korpisalo at this point.

 

[forty_three]

Korpi takes an early shower. 4 GA on 12 shots.

 

[dash]

Korpi takes an early shower. 4 GA on 12 shots.

I'm getting a little tired of the 33% rule.

- Torts probably

 

[gob]

Son of a bitch.... God, we suck

 

[forty_three]

Son of a bitch.... God, we suck

Can we start declining penalties?

 

[gob]

Can we start declining penalties?

Can't even score 5 on 2 when a guy slips.

 

[forty_three]

Can't even score 5 on 2 when a guy slips.

At least we remembered that Bemstrom has a helluva shot.

Baby Steps.

 

[forty_three]

Elvis comes in and faces 19 more. Doesn't give up another.

 

[forty_three]

When things are so bleak even the official PR Twitter is cherrypicking stats to feel good about.

 

[gob]

When things are so bleak even the official PR Twitter is cherrypicking stats to feel good about.

I can taste it!

 

[gob]

I'm not an expert or anything, but "too many men on ice" penalties seen like something that shouldn't be happening all the fucking time

 

[gob]

Wooo! Nice to be the ones to do that for once

 

[forty_three]

I'm not an expert or anything, but "too many men on ice" penalties seen like something that shouldn't be happening all the fucking time

Purely a lack of communication. Each player is supposed to know who they replace next shift. But when the coach changes lines all the time, it might make it harder.

 

[forty_three]

2 minutes to go, tie game, Sonny Milano takes a dumb penalty.

I feel like I've seen this before.



Lose in OT on the 4 on 3. Splendid.

 

[forty_three]

Jackets assign Jakob Lilja to Cleveland and call up local boy Kole Sherwood. Good move. Lilja wasn't get enough minutes to figure out how to create space on NHL ice. And Kole has been ripping in the A. I think once Lilja gets it figured out, he'll be back and Sonny will be done once and for all. He may get a seat as early as tonight.

As for Sonny and last night, all Torts' would say is "he was good all game and then does that... it's Frustrating".

And we know what Torts does to young guys who frustrate him.

 

[forty_three]

Sonny Milano takes a dumb penalty in the offensive zone. Deja fucking vu.


The next five draft picks after Sonny were:
- Sanheim
- Tuch
- DeAngelo
- Schmaltz
- Fabbri

4 after that was Pastrnak.

 

[gob]

Point away with the blues


Suck ass at home against Edmonton and Calgary.

Fuck

 

[forty_three]

Jackets starting Korpisalo against Vegas tonight.

I guess the rumor of Torts wanting to retire are true. He just doesn't want to be the one to file the paperwork.

 

[gob]

Jackets starting Korpisalo against Vegas tonight.

I guess the rumor of Torts wanting to retire are true. He just doesn't want to be the one to file the paperwork.

I haven't really liked what I've seen from either. Elvis doesn't seem like he's letting in as many "easy" shots, but he leaves himself in a bad position for rebounds/second chances.

 

[forty_three]

I haven't really liked what I've seen from either. Elvis doesn't seem like he's letting in as many "easy" shots, but he leaves himself in a bad position for rebounds/second chances.

In hindsight, we should have grabbed Lehner, Smith or Elliott to mentor Elvis for a year or two.

Korpisalo is as good as he is ever gonna get, and it ain't good enough. Elvis has room to grow, but he won't if he's not given a chance.