Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[forty_three]

We get goaltending and we end the 5 game streak for the bunch of jerks.

Incredible game by all 6 D men. Gavrikov is a beast.

 

[gob]

Tied for playoff spot!

 

[forty_three]

Tied for playoff spot!

TAKE THAT DOUBTERS!



I do have to admit, while I am happy that Korpi is playing well I am getting sick of all the passive aggressive "Bob's doing worse HAHA" shit all over Twitter.


I mean, if all you can afford is a Honda Accord, you can and should be happy with your Honda Accord. But no one drives their Honda Accord and looks at a Porsche 911 and says "I wouldn't want one of THOSE because they get terrible mileage".

 

[gob]

TAKE THAT DOUBTERS!



I do have to admit, while I am happy that Korpi is playing well I am getting sick of all the passive aggressive "Bob's doing worse HAHA" shit all over Twitter.


I mean, if all you can afford is a Honda Accord, you can and should be happy with your Honda Accord. But no one drives their Honda Accord and looks at a Porsche 911 and says "I wouldn't want one of THOSE because they get terrible mileage".

I don't Twitter. I never thought we had to have outstanding goaltending to make the playoffs anyway. We just needed to replace the offense from Panarin. Bob was average last year, until late and into the playoffs (of course, being confident of what is behind you can allow you to play more aggressive and all that).

 

[forty_three]

If you are wondering what Torts said to Sonny:

 

[forty_three]

Please let him be back soon.

That'll put him back with Foligno and Jenner and put Lilja and Bemstrom with Nash.

And put Sonny... anywhere else.

 

[forty_three]

Last game, Oliver Bjorkstrand got an assist for his 100th career point. Scorers took it away from him.

Last night, he assisted on another goal. After the game, it gt taken away again.

I guess he just has to score a goal tonight to be sure.

 

[gob]

Last game, Oliver Bjorkstrand got an assist for his 100th career point. Scorers took it away from him.

Last night, he assisted on another goal. After the game, it gt taken away again.

I guess he just has to score a goal tonight to be sure.

Yeah, knew last night's was going to be taken away. Jackets social media should have held off on the 100 posts.

 

[forty_three]

Wow. That was nowhere near worthy of a penalty shot.

But I will take the points.

 

[forty_three]

Waiting for this Twitter account to update us all on what Nancy Yorkston is up to since she told me in 7th grade that she didn't want to go to the winter dance but then went with Tom Bowers who spent the whole time taking to Jenny Smith and really upset Nancy. She probably has been married four times and has pent her life looking fro a "guy like me" HAHAHAHAHAHA

Jesus, how fucking pathetic.

 

[forty_three]

On a positive note - Alexander Wennberg has matched his goal total of last year.

It's 2, but still. Good jorb Swedish Dreamboat.

 

[dash]

 

[forty_three]

With a regulation win tonight, the Jackets move into a 3 way tie on 12 points with the Canes and Pens. Considering everything, that's not bad.


I mean... with win tonight the Blue Jackets BEAT RYAN DINGLE AND WILL HAVE MORE POINTS THAT NEW YORK RENGARS WHERE ARTEMI PANARIN WENT AND DIDN'T WIN GAME LIKE LOSER AND BOB LOSER TOO PLUS DUCHENE NOT HAVE AS MANY TEAM POINTS SO THEY ALL SHOULD HAVE STAID. WHY WON'T NANCY ACCEPT MY FACEBOOK FRIEND REQUEST?

 

[forty_three]

Not regulation, but they get the W. 4-0-2 in the last six.

 

[forty_three]

Fuck.

Stewart's a fucking Sasquatch and fell on Texy. I think Murray caught a shot in the hand. Again.

If it wasn't for bad luck, that boy wouldn't have no luck at all.

 

[dash]

So, McDavid played 26:09 last night and Draisaitl played 26:43 - Going into Columbus tonight to face a rested Jackets team, jump on them early boys.

 

[forty_three]

So, McDavid played 26:09 last night and Draisaitl played 26:43 - Going into Columbus tonight to face a rested Jackets team, jump on them early boys.

The mission tonight is for Atkinson to spend the whole game telling RNH why he should hate playing for Edmontont and demand to come here.

 

[dash]

Apparently, the only rink that James Kneel has trouble scoring in is the Saddledome in Calgary. Geez, I hate that guy.

 

[forty_three]

What goalies not names Johnathan Quick are available for trade?

Asking for a friend.

 

[esls79]

What goalies not names Johnathan Quick are available for trade?

Asking for a friend.

You could probably get Brian Elliot or Jake Allen on the cheap these days.