Comedy BRONZE out of Vancouver

[forty_three]

Team 1040 poll question:

Will the Canucks win the Stanley Cup with Jim Benning as GM?

Welcome Jim, no pressure.

How many "yes" answers?

 

[dash]

How many "yes" answers?

They don't seem to provide number of answers, just a percentage and the poll's wording has changed this morning:

Is Jim Benning the Canucks saviour?

/Jim 'Ben' Kenobi, you're our only hope.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Team 1040 poll question:

Will the Canucks win the Stanley Cup with Jim Benning as GM?

the poll's wording has changed this morning:

Is Jim Benning the Canucks saviour?

here was the original poll question:

Jeff Paterson ‏@patersonjeff 10h

Tonight's poll q: What do you think of the job Jim Benning has done as #Canucks GM? a) too soon to tell b) too soon to tell

 

[mattola]

Vancouver Canucks News Conference

The Canucks are introducing new general manager Jim Benning to the media in Vancouver today. You can watch live coverage on TSN2, TSN.ca and TSN GO at 3pm et/Noon pt

 

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Bro Jake just used the phrase "cray cray" - Anybody over 30 that uses cray cray creeps me out.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Bro Jake just used the phrase "cray cray" - Anybody over 30 that uses cray cray creeps me out.

sounds like an "epic fail" to me

 

[Cobiemonster]

Bro Jake just used the phrase "cray cray" - Anybody over 30 that uses cray cray creeps me out.

I think Bro Jake is "cray cray"

 

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I think Bro Jake is "cray cray"

I have a feeling Cobie is under 30 (lol)

 

[mattola]

Bro Jake just used the phrase "cray cray" - Anybody over 30 that uses cray cray creeps me out.

sounds like an "epic fail" to me

word

 

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word

Bro Jake responded with 'true dat'

 

[mattola]

Bro Jake responded with 'true dat'

i was going to go there, but I still like that saying

and now I dont homey

 

[jstewismybastardson]

i was going to go there, but I still like that saying

and now I dont homey

 

[Cobiemonster]

I have a feeling Cobie is under 30 (lol)

Yes, I'm under 30, but to be "cray cray" it takes one to know one, so Bro Jake has to be one

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Benning: "so guys ... jstew says he is getting a personalized DIRTYYOUNGC U N T (without the spaces) jersey"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Benning: "hey guys ... remember that time ... in June 2011 ... "

 

[jstewismybastardson]

famous first words:

"I like this team ... I like these core players ... I think we can turn it around in a hurry"





/ wtf??? drunk at work on the first day???

 

[dash]

famous first words:

"I like this team ... I like these core players ... I think we can turn it around in a hurry"





/ wtf??? drunk at work on the first day???

Benning must have gotten into Ziemer's Zima...

 

[mattola]

Question: Would you ask players with NTC to waive them to facilitate a trade

Benning: Yes, to make the team better we would ask them to waive.



and boom goes the canucks internet

 

[jstewismybastardson]

after listening to Jim benning speak ... I can safely say ... "I know" ... he kept assuring me i did ... over and over again

 

[mattola]

Im ok with this