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Harry Crack

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saw an older woman driving a car in front of me in timmy hos drive thru with the stick figure family on the back windshield

but only a single woman stick figure ... not even any cats :ohwell:

Nice - she should just get a window flag that says 'Masturbator"
 

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Nice - she should just get a window flag that says 'Masturbator"


You have been Flagged!

Another bad comment like that and your account will be deleted! :lol:
Well Harry, she may want the enjoyment to last longer than 8 seconds :laugh3:
 

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Well the bad news is my mother was cleaning her house and found my p-o-r-n stash from 30 years ago. The good news is my mother found my p-o-r-n stash from 30 years ago.
 

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Well the bad news is my mother was cleaning her house and found my p-o-r-n stash from 30 years ago. The good news is my mother found my p-o-r-n stash from 30 years ago.
Lucky dog...my p-o-r-n stash was always found by my mother within a week of hiding it. I sucked at hide-n-seek.
 

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Well the bad news is my mother was cleaning her house and found my p-o-r-n stash from 30 years ago. The good news is my mother found my p-o-r-n stash from 30 years ago.

You need to digitize it in order to preserve it.

You can post it in the Paulina Gretzky thread.
 

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Grab a cup and DON'T shut the fuck up.

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Drink!

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The bad news is I have a Kuerig K-cup (Nantucket Blend) stuck in a bad place. The good news is I really feel energized this morning.
 

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The bad news is I have a Kuerig K-cup (Nantucket Blend) stuck in a bad place. The good news is I really feel energized this morning.

Update. Got it. My wife undid a clothes hanger and was able to get hold of the K-cup. It was annoying, it was just too far for me to reach with my hand.
 

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The bad news is I have a Kuerig K-cup (Nantucket Blend) stuck in a bad place. The good news is I really feel energized this morning.

pro-tip: leave the coffee enemas to the professionals.
or at least make the coffee first.
or at least take the coffee out of the container.


/we replaced his coffee with Folgers Crystals, do you think he'll notice?
 

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pro-tip: leave the coffee enemas to the professionals.
or at least make the coffee first.
or at least take the coffee out of the container.


/we replaced his coffee with Folgers Crystals, do you think he'll notice?

Wait what? I dropped the K-cup between the cabinet and the wall. You thought it was in my ass? Whats wrong with you? Good day to you sir, I said good day!
 

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/we replaced his coffee with Folgers Crystals, do you think he'll notice?

as comeds is one to sing ... "the best part of waking up ... is folgers in your butt" :gaah:
 

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Wait what? I dropped the K-cup between the cabinet and the wall. You thought it was in my ass? Whats wrong with you? Good day to you sir, I said good day!

HAHAHAHAHAHA
:wtf2:
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 

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Some people are going to think its stupid, but I like it.

Metta World Peace — the former Ron Artest — will play basketball in China next year, and with the move comes a new name.

World Peace will be known as The Pandas Friend while playing for the Sichuan Blue Whales this season, the 34-year-old confirmed on Twitter Thursday.

Again, The Pandas Friend.


Not stupid at all.
 
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The Panda formerly known as Ron.
 
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