Coffee talk

[jstewismybastardson]

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as he exits the hospital ... he should run up to the first person he sees and fake like hes mauling his throat ... would be a real kneeslapper

 

[Comeds]

Matthew Modine suffered from it in 'Vision Quest' - Linda Fiorentino had the effect on me during the 80s as well.

I think he got rid of it by running up and down stadium seats and listening to Red Rider.

502470137849847809

as he exits the hospital ... he should run up to the first person he sees and fake like hes mauling his throat ... would be a real kneeslapper

A fake bloody sneeze in a crowded room (or press conference!) would wok well too.

 

[forty_three]

A fake bloody sneeze in a crowded room (or press conference!) would wok well too.

Coming out into the press conference walking like a zombie and constantly repeating "the government cares for you... the government cares for you" would ratchet the crazies up to 11.

 

[Comeds]

Coming out into the press conference walking like a zombie and constantly repeating "the government cares for you... the government cares for you" would ratchet the crazies up to 11.

Maybe start talking to the press and start sweating like Albert Brooks in Broadcast News. See if the reporters start moving back.

 

[puckhead]

Coming out into the press conference walking like a zombie and constantly repeating "the government cares for you... the government cares for you" would ratchet the crazies up to 11.

whisper cryptically to one person, then blow your head off.

 

[SLY]

I'm being reviewed for a promotion. Trying not to get my hopes up. It sounds like I'm at the top of the list and there's the potential to get about a 33% raise. This would be awesome.

 

[{+}Mother-Marge{+}]

I'm ~sprinkling~ a lil' ~Turkey~ in my tea....as I type,....*buuuuurp*

 

[TxHeat]

I'm ~sprinkling~ a lil' ~Turkey~ in my tea....as I type,....*buuuuurp*

It's Friday..pass that Turkey over here Mother.

 

[pixburgher66]

I'm being reviewed for a promotion. Trying not to get my hopes up. It sounds like I'm at the top of the list and there's the potential to get about a 33% raise. This would be awesome.

Dayyyummmm...good luck.

 

[Jared]

I'm being reviewed for a promotion. Trying not to get my hopes up. It sounds like I'm at the top of the list and there's the potential to get about a 33% raise. This would be awesome.

That's significant. You would have enough cash to buy Bruins AND Rangers jerseys.

Kidding, hope you get it, Jeff.

 

[SLY]

That's significant. You would have enough cash to buy Bruins AND Rangers jerseys.

Kidding, hope you get it, Jeff.

You asshole. But thanks, lol.

Years later and you fuckers still bring up the dual fandom.

 

[forty_three]

https://gma.yahoo.com/10-hour-pay-forward-line-ends-customer-no-190901912--abc-news-topstories.html

So if you're in Florida and see a woman in a white Jeep Commander, run her selfish ass off the road.

Good on the other few hundred who played along.

 

[Comeds]

I'm being reviewed for a promotion. Trying not to get my hopes up. It sounds like I'm at the top of the list and there's the potential to get about a 33% raise. This would be awesome.

Good luck! If you need a letter of recommendation let me know. I use a subtle rhyming scheme that is usually unnoticed by the reader but which stays with them so it will be in their heads for the next day or two.

As you know Jeff has a great workplace reputation. He has the responsibility and skill set to get things done. If you're looking for someone to take more responsibility, hes the one with the accountability.

 

[Darkstone42]

You asshole. But thanks, lol.

Years later and you fuckers still bring up the dual fandom.

We don't let things die here, Chief.



(Good luck.)

 

[dash]

I'm hearing a lady named Mischa is conducting Sly's review...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I'm hearing a ladyboy named Mischa is conducting Sly's review...

 

[SLY]

I still believe Mischa is a nice woman's name.

 

[Comeds]

I need a nap or more coffee. I read "Dozens killed in mosque attack" as "Dozens killed in Mosquito attack". My first thought was 'wow, they are coordinating their attacks now'.

Guess I'll go back to looking for the pictures of some woman on something called "Naked Dating" who is mad because VH1 messed up and did not pixalate a few shots.

 

[forty_three]

Guess I'll go back to looking for the pictures of some woman on something called "Naked Dating" who is mad because VH1 messed up and did not pixalate a few shots.

I thought this had the potential to be another famous Comeds' 95 south style story. But I looked anyway.

 

[dare2be]

I thought this had the potential to be another famous Comeds' 95 south style story. But I looked anyway.

I did too, but everything was blurred out.