Coffee talk

[forty_three]

I did too, but everything was blurred out.

I must have consumed all the unblurred ones.

 

[Comeds]

Wow, all these years I thought it was "You know I wish that I was Jessie's girl
I wish that I was Jessie's girl" instead of "You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl". No wonder people used to look at me strange at karaoke.

 

[dare2be]

Wow, all these years I thought it was "You know I wish that I was Jessie's girl
I wish that I was Jessie's girl" instead of "You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl". No wonder people used to look at me strange at karaoke.

Be glad you weren't singing these songs:

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy."

"Wrapped up like a douche, another rubber in the night."

"Hike up your skirt, little boy."

 

[jstewismybastardson]

"Wrapped up like a douche, another rubber in the night."

"Revved up like a douche" always seemed more logical/fitting to me

 

[dash]

Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet

/As a kid, I never knew those was the actual words

 

[jstewismybastardson]

the movie Frozen is basically one big showtune so its no wonder that my wife has co-opted my daughters favorite movies songs and tries to play them on our road trips

when that happens (and the kids are sleeping in the back) I change "love is an open door" to "love is a dirty whore" and join the sing-a-long at which point the sing-a-long stops

 

[dare2be]

"Revved up like a douche" always seemed more logical/fitting to me

I always thought about it and the used rubber being wrapped up to be thrown away.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I used to open with "all my life has been a series of balls in the face" but when i did that i couldnt get to the songstopping "LOVE IS AN OPEN WHORRRRRRRRRRRE...ORRRRRRRRRRRE...ORRRRRRRRRRE" chorus

which ...truth be told ... i kinda like belting out

 

[Harry Crack]

I'm being reviewed for a promotion. Trying not to get my hopes up. It sounds like I'm at the top of the list and there's the potential to get about a 33% raise. This would be awesome.

Nice , i personally would just be pissed at the increase in child support fees it would cost

 

[dash]

Rod Smith @RodSmithTSN · 16m Generation gap:
Asked my son if he knew who George Foreman is. He said "Sure, the grill guy." Sigh...

 

[forty_three]

Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to disagree?

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to disagree?

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[KennyBanyeah]

Rod Smith @RodSmithTSN · 16m Generation gap:
Asked my son if he knew who George Foreman is. He said "Sure, the grill guy." Sigh...

WOW. I was just talking to a young lass at work about George Foreman and she gave me the same response.

Will you stop it dash.. you're freakin' me out mannn!!!

 

[Comeds]

I am not sure but I have heard the lyrics are "puttin on the ritz" not "put it on her tits".

 

[Comeds]

I am not sure but I have heard the lyrics are "puttin on the ritz" not "put it on her tits".

C'mon guys. Whoever logged into my account and posted this filth - cut it out.

 

[IPostedWhat]

C'mon guys. Whoever logged into my account and posted this filth - cut it out.

Must have been Gary Cooper...I hear he's super duper?

 

[forty_three]

C'mon guys. Whoever logged into my account and posted this filth - cut it out.

Sorry.


And you don't want to know what I said about Vinny Damnhousse over at ESPN.

 

[forty_three]

Shooting Range Instructor Fatally Shot by 9-Year-Old Girl Learning to Use Uzi in Arizona | KTLA

So many things wrong here. So many.

 

[Comeds]

Shooting Range Instructor Fatally Shot by 9-Year-Old Girl Learning to Use Uzi in Arizona | KTLA

So many things wrong here. So many.

I agree. Nine is far too old for girls first time firing an uzi.

I'm sorry the guy is dead but he sounds like an excellent instructor. And I am sure the girl wont be mentally scarred at all.

 

[forty_three]

I agree. Nine is far too old for girls first time firing an uzi.

I'm sorry the guy is dead but he sounds like an excellent instructor. And I am sure the girl wont be mentally scarred at all.

I am just glad there is still some life in the good ol' roadside attraction, especially one where a tired and weary driver dad can enjoy a burger while his children, after hours pent up inside a car, can be handed an automatic weapon they've never touched before.