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What if you get a grand theft scooter case?

Then I will jump the juror box and punch the defendants face! But no worries on that. I already know what the charges are in this case. And now, I have nothing more to say!
 

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Then I will jump the juror box and punch the defendants face! But no worries on that. I already know what the charges are in this case. And now, I have nothing more to say!

Ha Ha, Just be good Vee. Some of them can be interesting for sure. Good luck.
 

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Drinking coffee and doing homework. Yup. :ranger:

Drinking coofee and doing work work. Yup. :ranger:



Finalizing a deal worth about 500-600K this summer... stealing a customer away that's been with a competitor for 15 years.


Sweet.


I may need to have a late after this, 'cuz i deserve it. :D
 

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WTF????? there will be 10 billion cell phones in circulation on this planet by the end of 2012. that is 1.5 per person almost. who the fuck owns these phones. I guess I have 2 but one is old and not in use. does that count.


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I got to jury duty today and after they called roll, one of the prospective jurors had a heart attack :(. He was conscious when the paramedics came to take him but I guess he puked in the courtroom.

We waited outside the courtroom for an hour and then they told us to come back in another hour. Bad omens, man. Bad omens.
 

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I got to jury duty today and after they called roll, one of the prospective jurors had a heart attack :(. He was conscious when the paramedics came to take him but I guess he puked in the courtroom.

We waited outside the courtroom for an hour and then they told us to come back in another hour. Bad omens, man. Bad omens.

holy crap thats crazy
 

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holy crap thats crazy

I know! The bailiff said he's never seen something like that happen. One of the other jurors suggested that was the quickest way to get excused from duty. I chuckled on the inside but shook my head on the outside. Hope the dudes ok.
 

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I know! The bailiff said he's never seen something like that happen. One of the other jurors suggested that was the quickest way to get excused from duty. I chuckled on the inside but shook my head on the outside. Hope the dudes ok.

isn't that what Larry David did one time to get out of Jury Duty? or was that a full episode where he wore a fake halter monitor to get out of stupid situations by faking a heart attack and showing the monitor.

Ive never been summoned for Jury Duty. I don't even know if its like that here honestly.
 

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this is the greatest picture in college basketball history

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Oh I didn't even know Canada had trials! There's crime in Canada?!?!
 

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Oh I didn't even know Canada had trials! There's crime in Canada?!?!

yes some stupid sucker left his polar bear off its leash and it peed on my igloo so I charged him. we are waiting for the judges to get here by seal
 
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