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Coffee Talk VI: The Undiscovered Country

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So I was wondering why Guy Fieri was trending, before I checked anything I was like ok. A guy named "Guy", has bleached spiked hair, always has his sunglasses on his head got me thinking oh he is a great man I bet it is he was working in a food kitchen or giving away all his money to help the poor and homeless.....

Eh who the fuck am I kidding it was for the exact reason I expected. Seriously I can't believe people are up in arms over this? He is a douchebag, and they are always attracted to other douchebags.

The late Anthony Bourdain sums him up perfectly:

 

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Can somebody give me the Coles Notes© version of Guy Fieri? I don't really care all that much to be honest, just too lazy to do the reserach lol
 

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So I was wondering why Guy Fieri was trending, before I checked anything I was like ok. A guy named "Guy", has bleached spiked hair, always has his sunglasses on his head got me thinking oh he is a great man I bet it is he was working in a food kitchen or giving away all his money to help the poor and homeless.....

Eh who the fuck am I kidding it was for the exact reason I expected. Seriously I can't believe people are up in arms over this? He is a douchebag, and they are always attracted to other douchebags.

The late Anthony Bourdain sums him up perfectly:

There was some talk about renaming Columbus, Ohio to remove the association with Christopher Columbus. There was a group who wanted to change it to "Flavortown" because Guy Fieri was apparently born here. Because, you know - hee hee funny name! Never mind that his parents moved to Cali when he was like 2.

Guess that stupid exercise is over.

Can somebody give me the Coles Notes© version of Guy Fieri? I don't really care all that much to be honest, just too lazy to do the reserach lol
Overall? Failed restaurateur/no talent ass clown who wears ugly shirts and got on television.

This: Happily posed with Donald Trump at some boxing thing or something.
 

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There was some talk about renaming Columbus, Ohio to remove the association with Christopher Columbus. There was a group who wanted to change it to "Flavortown" because Guy Fieri was apparently born here. Because, you know - hee hee funny name! Never mind that his parents moved to Cali when he was like 2.

Guess that stupid exercise is over.


Overall? Failed restaurateur/no talent ass clown who wears ugly shirts and got on television.

This: Happily posed with Donald Trump at some boxing thing or something.
You are being too kind. :D
@dash he is to cooking as Kid Rock is to music.


Here is the event people are upset over.
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Did Bela Karolyi and his wife flee to Europe? I use the word flee because they had to know what Nasser was doing to their athletes under their charge and did nothing to stop him.
 

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Hey @dash, @sbb122 where is the shovel.

At the end of his video (around 7:55) you get to see the face of someone who will be getting a shovel to their face.

Glad to see that there was a happy ending to that story.

/I think you can purchase shovels at Target, right?
 

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^

lol - That's not a beard, that's a group of taint hairs.

/Coffee all over the laptop again
 

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Glad to see that there was a happy ending to that story.

/I think you can purchase shovels at Target, right?
Yeah in the end he got his shopping spree and will actually meet Mr Beast now.
 

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lol - That's not a beard, that's a group of taint hairs.

/Coffee all over the laptop again
That guy was pretty brutal towards him and deservedly so.
 
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