Coffee Talk VI: The Undiscovered Country

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What cave did this bitch crawl out of?

I don't know, but where's Jim Lorentz when you really need him?

/If you know, you know.
@buffhockey550 knows

 

[thedddd]

What cave did this bitch crawl out of?

See my post above.

 

[dare2be]

What cave did this bitch crawl out of?

It was probably because of those wooly bear caterpillars covering her eyes.

 

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It was probably because of those wooly bear caterpillars covering her eyes.

Those slug like lips aren't helping either.

 

[sbb122]

Donald Trump was in Berlin for his first state visit with Angela Merkel. Trump asked her secret of her great success.
Merkel told him you just have to have a lot of intelligent people around you.
"How do you know if someone is intelligent?" asked Trump.

"Let me demonstrate." She picked up the phone, called Wolfgang Schäuble and asked him a question, "Mr. Schäuble, it's your father's son, but not your brother. Who is it?"

Without hesitation, Schäuble answered , "Quite simply, it's me!"
"You see," Merkel told Trump, "this is how I test people's intelligence."

Thrilled, Trump flew home, and immediately called Mike Pence to ask him the same question. "It's your father's son, but is not your brother. Who is it?"

After much back and forth, Pence said, I have no idea, but I’ll try to find out the answer by tomorrow!" Pence just can't figure it out and decided to seek advice from former President Obama, so he called him and said, “Mr. Obama, it's your father's son, but is not your brother. Who is it?" Obama answered, “Easy, it's me!"

Happy to have found the answer, Pence called Trump and said triumphantly, "I have the answer, it's Barack Obama!" Trump rages and says, "No you jackass, it's Wolfgang Schäuble.

 

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^

So are you saying the insurrectionists should have been chanting "Hang Wolfgang Schäuble"?

 

[forty_three]

It was probably because of those wooly bear caterpillars covering her eyes.

Bomb sniffing dog indicated on all the botulism in her face

 

[thedddd]

And @sbb122 it does seem the shovel was already used on her face. Next time put a spoiler around that so it doesn't scare the children or me.

 

[Comeds]

What cave did this bitch crawl out of?

Natural beauty!

 

[thedddd]

What cave did this bitch crawl out of?

 

[thedddd]

https://www.npr.org/2023/05/09/1174789570/florida-roads-radioactive-paving-phosphogypsum

 

[dash]

Natural beauty!

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

 

[mattola]

What cave did this bitch crawl out of?

Did she have to pay extra carry on for those lips? Holy fuck

 

[mattola]

What cave did this bitch crawl out of?

Sheeshs hawt

 

[elocomotive]

"Let me demonstrate." She picked up the phone, called Wolfgang Schäuble and asked him a question, "Mr. Schäuble, it's your father's son, but not your brother. Who is it?"

The surgeon is a woman and the boy’s mother.

 

[dare2be]

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

I've held many a beer in my time. There's no beauty there.

 

[thedddd]

Champion Georgia declines invite to White House

Georgia's national championship football team is declining an invitation to visit the White House.

www.espn.com

I don't care who the President is, declining this and not affording the students a chance to visit the White House is silly. I thought the same when Trump was in office it is beyond stupid declining this.

Professional teams on the other hand I don't care if they go or not.

 

[thedddd]

Well we shall see.

 

[forty_three]

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

I don't even think absynthe would work. No way Beer is enough.

 

[dash]

Well we shall see.

Better seize all of his passports because I'm certain he has more than one.