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Coffee Talk VI: The Undiscovered Country

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No, you said that wrong. It should be "Asshole who disregards the law will never be allowed to enforce laws anywhere in the future"
 

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My attorney told me to clarify that I was joking and didn't shoot anything down recently. I'm still on probation from accidentally shooting 7 parade workers when I was trying to stop Spider-Man from eating Uncle Sam's ass. I was thinking of the children!
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Hearing reports it was Top Gun MAVERK wearing a Taiwan flag on his bomber jacket who did the trick

Tom "Maverk" Cruise has been looking for something like this ever since Kate Winslet smashed his underwater breath holding time in Avtar Ways Of Water

Maverk holds breath 6 minutes 30 seconds
Miss Kate over 7 minutes
 

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Tom "Maverk" Cruise has been looking for something like this ever since Kate Winslet smashed his underwater breath holding time in Avtar Ways Of Water

Maverk holds breath 6 minutes 30 seconds
Miss Kate over 7 minutes
I just have a feeling when Tom learned Kate held her breath longer - later that night he stood naked before a mirror, penis tucked away while Goodbye Horses by Q Lazzarus played from the turntable. All the while tears streaming down his face muttering "I could be Mare of Easttown, I could be Mare of Easttown, I could be Tom of Cruisetown!"
 

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Few items with this video.

1. The fools who tried to make a big deal about Biden putting a sticker on his granddaughter are ok with this.

2. Wonder how many boosters the kid had to shake that much? :noidea:

 
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