Coffee Talk: 7 Words You Can't Say to Jack Johnson

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[thedddd]

^ I went with my old/new favorite.

 

[scoutyjones2]

Meat the Johnsons ... probably

I thought it was A Handful of Johnsons

 

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I thought it was A Handful of Johnsons

 

[puckhead]

of course

 

[forty_three]

of course

To tie the two stories together, the male prostitute is probably black and Johnson demands he be called "daddy".

 

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Mike Johnson is sinking and he doesn't know how to swim.

 

[forty_three]

Mike Johnson is sinking and he doesn't know how to swim.

It's okay - either Moses will part the sea or the ark will be along. Maybe both.

 

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Have a great weekend everyone!!!

 

[puckhead]

still don't understand how a guy named Enrique Tarrio could be a white supremacist.

 

[thedddd]

Yep it is a bizarro world.

 

[puckhead]

 

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Biden glitches, I'll grant you, but this guy is the leader in the clubhouse...

 

[forty_three]

'We're the rule of law team': Speaker Johnson hints at 'official' Biden impeachment

House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) suggested on Sunday that he would push his party to move forward with an "official" impeachment of President Joe Biden. "Will an impeachment inquiry turn into an official impeachment?" Fox News host Maria Bartiromo asked Johnson on Sunday. "We'll see, Maria...

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"I think we have a constitutional responsibility to follow this truth where it leads," he continued. "We're the rule of law team. We don't use this for political partisan games like the Democrats have done and did against Donald Trump twice. We are going to follow the law and follow the Constitution.

It would stand to reason that a creationist who believes there were dinosaurs on Noah's Ark would be able to say such obvious bullshit and not choke on it. Reality simply doesn't exist for him.

Motherfucker, if you followed the law and/or constitution Gym Jordan wouldn't even be in office.

 

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I don't know exactly what's going on here...

 

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Such a devout Christian...

 

[forty_three]

Such a devout Christian...

How many drops of American Blood have been spilled by gun violence?

 

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How many drops of American Blood have been spilled by gun violence?

I think that depends on the skin color of the person holding the gun.

 

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Iowa or South Dakota?!? I don't know where I am lol

 

[puckhead]

I don't know exactly what's going on here...

holy crap