Coffee Talk: 7 Words You Can't Say to Jack Johnson

[Comeds]

Wayans Brothers parody of Step Up.

Lol I like Amy Sedaris but it's hard to unsee that

 

[mattola]

Is he talking about Reagan's Star Wars? And taking the dome part literally?

i suspected he was then he made pew pew sounds

or was it poo poo sounds... never can tell with him

 

[dash]

He's going to end up being as relevant as Tucker...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

i suspected he was then he made pew pew sounds

or was it poo poo sounds... never can tell with him

pew pew sounds with poo poo smells probably

 

[dash]

Stable genius making unstable statements...

 

[sbb122]

MTG has competition

 

[dash]

MTG has competition

He should have booked the Four Seasons....


...Total Landscaping

/every attendee gets a complimentary shovel

 

[sbb122]

Stable genius making unstable statements...

So Joe Biden should have immunity as well, so let’s shut down this impeachment hearing etc.

 

[dash]

So Joe Biden should have immunity as well, so let’s shut down this impeachment hearing etc.

Well, it's clear this Republican impeachment inquiry is just a sham and they're doing it out of sheer pettiness and spite.

Q. Where's the evidence?
A. We need the inquiry to find the evidence.

O-kay.

 

[esls79]

Well, it's clear this Republican impeachment inquiry is just a sham and they're doing it out of sheer pettiness and spite.

Q. Where's the evidence?
A. We need the inquiry to find the evidence.

O-kay.

At least try to manufacture some evidence then. So what if it’s fake and doesn’t stick - the truth doesn’t matter in the MAGA world and the base would eat it up. I’m mean c’mon - how hard is it to doctor financial records these days? Quit being lazy.

 

[dash]

MTG has competition

This needs some music to truly set the tone...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Well, it's clear this Republican impeachment inquiry is just a sham and they're doing it out of sheer pettiness and spite.

Q. Where's the evidence?
A. We need the inquiry to find the evidence.

O-kay.

At least try to manufacture some evidence then. So what if it’s fake and doesn’t stick - the truth doesn’t matter in the MAGA world and the base would eat it up. I’m mean c’mon - how hard is it to doctor financial records these days? Quit being lazy.

Evidence is all on Hunters laptop ... GOP got a guy looking into it ... problem is he found all that p*rn on it and got sidetracked

 

[dash]

At least try to manufacture some evidence then. So what if it’s fake and doesn’t stick - the truth doesn’t matter in the MAGA world and the base would eat it up. I’m mean c’mon - how hard is it to doctor financial records these days? Quit being lazy.

They're currently going over it with a fine toothed Comer.

 

[thedddd]

They're currently going over it with a fine toothed Comer.

 

[mattola]

so if Trump gets away with this presidential immunity grift that is his defense for Jan 6 (which is probably going to happen and is ludicrous that he even is trying) it basically says that he is allowed to make harsh decisions above the law for national security (which is basically their defense) then what he is saying was that Biden becoming president was a threat to him er.... national security so he tried to remove it... so if he wins (and again he probably will) can Biden then have Trump taken care of as a matter of national security and claim immunity? then wipe out any other potential risks?

the USA is a fucking wild place right now

 

[thedddd]

You don’t say….

https://www.npr.org/2024/01/10/1223730333/bottled-water-plastic-microplastic-nanoplastic-study

 

[puckhead]

so if Trump gets away with this presidential immunity grift that is his defense for Jan 6 (which is probably going to happen and is ludicrous that he even is trying) it basically says that he is allowed to make harsh decisions above the law for national security (which is basically their defense) then what he is saying was that Biden becoming president was a threat to him er.... national security so he tried to remove it... so if he wins (and again he probably will) can Biden then have Trump taken care of as a matter of national security and claim immunity? then wipe out any other potential risks?

the USA is a fucking wild place right now

It's wild that his defense isn't "I'm not guilty", it's basically "I'm allowed to be guilty".



Prison and family bankruptcy, please.

 

[mattola]

 

[buffhockey]

 

[Comeds]

Baseball announcer Jon Miller with a hot take!