Coffee Talk: 7 Words You Can't Say to Jack Johnson

[mattola]

What do you call a rapist, a pedo-phile, and a domestic terrorist?

Your government

 

[dash]

 

[Comeds]

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help. "
Ronald Reagan 1970s

"Hey, got any women in there? Wife, sister, daughters? Anywhere from ages 13 to 40 will do. Were from the government, we're here to help."
Trump Gaetz '24

 

[dash]

One day, Lindsey Graham needs to be examined to determine whether or not he has a spine...

 

[Comeds]

lol

The Onion wins Alex Jones' Infowars in bankruptcy auction

The satirical news company plans to shutter Jones’ InfoWars and rebuild the website featuring well-known internet humor writers and content creators, according to a person with knowledge of the sale.

www.nbcnews.com

The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”

 

[forty_three]

The Onion continues to be undefeated. That is amazing.

It would be great if they would keep the look and feel, just change the content so the rubes don't know and maybe actually change some minds toward the positive.

 

[Loco2]

One day, Lindsey Graham needs to be examined to determine whether or not he has a spine...

I saw this appointment yesterday and it was the first time this was my reaction to a Presidential cabinet appointment - 'I'm literally more qualified to be the Attorney General of the United States than that guy.'

 

[dash]

Not that it will likely make any difference, but I still hope the ethics committee releases their report on Gaetz. People should hear just how terrible of a person he truly is.

 

[buffhockey]

 

[mattola]

 

[dash]

I'm not saying it's the rise of Atlantis, but it's the rise of Atlantis...

 

[forty_three]

She vying to be head of the new department Controlling Underwater New Technology.

 

[dash]

She vying to be head of the new department Controlling Underwater New Technology.

That's one hell of an acronym lol

 

[forty_three]

That's one hell of an acronym lol

Took me a few minutes to flesh it out.

 

[dash]

He's not wrong - There are a bunch of unhinged people in the States and I fear they're going to infiltrate my country (it has already begun).

 

[buffhockey]

Reminded me of this song:

 

[puckhead]

Not that it will likely make any difference, but I still hope the ethics committee releases their report on Gaetz. People should hear just how terrible of a person he truly is.

It won't matter in the slightest.

Also, what else is there to know?
Evil enough to traffic under-age sex workers
Dumb enough to use venmo

 

[dash]

So, did 15 million Democrats just decide to not vote this time? Trump received 3 million less votes than he did in 2020, but that drop from 81 million for Joe to 66 million for Kamala is quite unbelievable.

 

[dash]

It won't matter in the slightest.

Also, what else is there to know?
Evil enough to traffic under-age sex workers
Dumb enough to use venmo

The devil is in the lurid details.