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Coffee Talk: 7 Words You Can't Say to Jack Johnson

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There is legit evil in their expressions . . They will never be affected by what's to come and they don't care as long as they profit


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Why didn't she just tell people these things in an excited manner?


Just the medical debt thing alone would move my retirement forward by 4 years.
She should have done a music video. That's a minefield though, if it's a rap - too ethnic-y. If it's rock then she's just pandering. Maybe a classical pianist or violinist playing while someone slowly raps/spoken word her plans over top. Maybe have Sting yell "I've got concepts of a plan" a few times.

The Medicare for senior home care would have helped so many people. Oh well, I'm sure grandma will enjoy the government run nursing homes as much as staying at home.
 

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She should have done a music video. That's a minefield though, if it's a rap - too ethnic-y. If it's rock then she's just pandering. Maybe a classical pianist or violinist playing while someone slowly raps/spoken word her plans over top. Maybe have Sting yell "I've got concepts of a plan" a few times.

The Medicare for senior home care would have helped so many people. Oh well, I'm sure grandma will enjoy the government run nursing homes as much as staying at home.



Should have been interpretive dance

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