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Coffee Talk: 7 Words You Can't Say to Jack Johnson

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If you are at a rally, and someone is waving a Nazi flag, and not immediately kicked out.... Congratulations, you are at a Nazi rally.

NHL Scheduler 1: Okay, I got another one!!
NHL Scheduler 2: Oh no.... fine, I'll bite.
NHL Scheduler 1: Nazi rally.
NHL Scheduler 2: WHAT?
NHL Scheduler 1: The Kings have already played 14 games and we have 3 teams attend a Nazi rally.
NHL Scheduler 2: I don't know seems like we could...


RIP NHL Scheduling Team
 

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NHL Scheduler 1: Okay, I got another one!!
NHL Scheduler 2: Oh no.... fine, I'll bite.
NHL Scheduler 1: Nazi rally.
NHL Scheduler 2: WHAT?
NHL Scheduler 1: The Kings have already played 14 games and we have 3 teams attend a Nazi rally.
NHL Scheduler 2: I don't know seems like we could...


RIP NHL Scheduling Team

I was with you buddy but why this version instead of Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes?
 

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Seriously was he trying to say arizonians and can’t read?
 

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He is illiterate ....... Fuck does he need to be defeated

I actually don't think he's illiterate, but there is certainly cognitive decline combined with failing eyesight and being too vain to wear glasses. That's the formula for what we're currently seeing.
 

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I actually don't think he's illiterate, but there is certainly cognitive decline combined with failing eyesight and being too vain to wear glasses. That's the formula for what we're currently seeing.
Even at the height of his cognitive ability, I don't know that he read on a level much above high school freshman though.

Not illiterate, but not even close to what you'd call intelligent.
 

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Even at the height of his cognitive ability, I don't know that he read on a level much above high school freshman though.

Not illiterate, but not even close to what you'd call intelligent.

Yes sir and that 500 word vocabulary he possesses doesn't help matters either.
 

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Yes sir and that 500 word vocabulary he possesses doesn't help matters either.

500 words? Does he count saying the same words over and over as multiple counts?
 

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Yes sir and that 500 word vocabulary he possesses doesn't help matters either.
He has a vocabulary like that nobody has ever seen before. A lot of people are saying that very strongly
 

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He has a vocabulary like that nobody has ever seen before. A lot of people are saying that very strongly

lol - Another clear sign that he's way off his game is that he uses the exact same phrases to describe things over and over again.
 

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They were buddies for a while. Reality show grifters.

Can't wait for the Geraldo hate tweet at 2am.
 
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