Coffee Talk: 7 Words You Can't Say to Jack Johnson

[dash]

Let me add one more thing - There needs to be a crackdown on this poaching of American eggs by other countries.

 

[dare2be]

This is not going to go over easy with the American public.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Here's why egg prices surged in 2022. Those elevated costs could last into the first quarter of 2023, expert says

Egg prices have risen faster in the past year than any other grocery category. A deadly outbreak of bird flu in the U.S. is the primary culprit.

www.cnbc.com

Here's an egg joke for the new girl in HR.

Two eggs are boiling away in a pot.

One egg (not gender specific) says: I've got a crack!!

Other egg: Whoa! I'm not even hard yet.

 

[mattola]

I wouldn't say shocked, but we're scrambling for alternatives.

Let me add one more thing - There needs to be a crackdown on this poaching of American eggs by other countries.

This is not going to go over easy with the American public.

I prefer the sunny side of this story that we will finally expose the producers

 

[dash]

Here's an egg joke for the new girl in HR.

Two eggs are boiling away in a pot.

One egg (not gender specific) says: I've got a crack!!

Other egg: Whoa! I'm not even hard yet.

What did the egg say to the water?
If you get hot and I get hard, we could be done in three minutes.

 

[mattola]

 

[thedddd]

I prefer the sunny side of this story that we will finally expose the producers

Wonder who cracked the case?

 

[buffhockey]

What's that, a dozen puns now?

 

[sbb122]

You guys need to be a little more serious and stop yolking around

 

[KennyBanyeah]

 

[thedddd]

^ Speaking of facepalms just check the responses to this tweet.

 

[dash]

Take away his matches, give him a rake.

 

[forty_three]

Every accusation is a confession.





Every denial is too

Trump Tells Iowa Voters He’s Just ‘Not Into Golden Showers’

‘“It’s not true, darling. I love you very much. It’s not true,’” the former president recalled telling his wife Melania.

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Take away his matches, give him a rake.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

What the fuck

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Nope no Canadians had any plans to drive across the border anytime soon. It was the US side that was hit.

 

[esls79]

Nope no Canadians had any plans to drive across the border anytime soon. It was the US side that was hit.

I’m in Switzerland right now and it’s on the news here. This isn’t good.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I’m in Switzerland right now and it’s on the news here. This isn’t good.

It's Fox but they're saying it was an attack. Not great at all.

 

[forty_three]

It's Fox but they're saying it was an attack. Not great at all.

Have they pinned it on the migrant caravan or ISIS?

 

[dash]

Is it time to build a wall at the Canadian border and can we get Mexico to pay for it?