Coffee Talk: 7 Words You Can't Say to Jack Johnson

[thedddd]

This was in response to this tweet

He really likes a lot of that glazed stuff.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

This was in response to this tweet

I could see Vance liking his donuts as much as furniture

/apologies for the imagery

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Saw it described once as "MAGA would shit their own pants if it meant someone they hated would have to smell it"


Of course, now they would do it just because Trump does.

poop emoji because they like to fling it

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like so

Spoiler

 

[Comeds]

Talk about pissing off the MAGAs....

I was going to make a joke about Adrian Pasdar having a party tonight......but he and Natalie Maines are now divorced so my joke wouldn't be timely anymore. I like my jokes about Adrian Pasdar to be timely and topical, just like my Patrick Duffy material.

 

[mattola]

You have to have something seriously wrong with you mentally to support Trump or something to seriously financially gain from and you have no morals...

 

[forty_three]

poop emoji because they like to fling it

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like so

Spoiler

Add that to the list of stuff that is staying spoilered.

 

[thedddd]

poop emoji because they like to fling it

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like so

Spoiler

lol… I seen that one before. I guess if you have to shit, you have to shit.

 

[mattola]

It's all about the clean energy

 

[forty_three]

When Taylor Swift walks out holding a cat and wearing a Cat Ladies for Kamala T-shirt...

 

[buffhockey]

Speaking of Ann Coulter

 

[jstewismybastardson]

When Taylor Swift walks out holding a cat and wearing a Cat Ladies for Kamala T-shirt...

BOOK IT!!!!

 

[forty_three]

Like clockwork after I call Elmo out.


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In case you are wondering what they look like

 

[forty_three]

Speaking of Ann Coulter

I regret that I have but one like "Winner" reaction to give.

 

[thedddd]

When Taylor Swift walks out holding a cat and wearing a Cat Ladies for Kamala T-shirt...

Her and Beyonce are going to sing together.

This might cause the world to end but will be epic seeing the heads explode.

 

[puckhead]

When Taylor Swift walks out holding a cat and wearing a Cat Ladies for Kamala T-shirt...

i assume that's a taytay song? dunno

 

[thedddd]

Speaking of Ann Coulter

Brings a tear to my eye knowing our young Democratic Party is finally growing up into a party of no filter.

 

[puckhead]

Brings a tear to my eye knowing our young Democratic Party is finally growing up into a party of no filter.

honestly, that "when they go low, we go high" strategy was a terrible mistake.
you let these fucking idiots go unchecked, they just fester and grow.

slap them down, because they deserve it.

 

[Comeds]

When Taylor Swift walks out holding a cat and wearing a Cat Ladies for Kamala T-shirt...

It's got to be a wrestler!

 

[thedddd]

See we have a bitch boy....whoever Jay Weber is.

 

[Comeds]

honestly, that "when they go low, we go high" strategy was a terrible mistake.

8 years ago I probably would have disagreed with you. Now I know you're 100% right.