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Coffee Talk: 7 Words You Can't Say to Jack Johnson

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would he even be allowed to leave the country with his criminal cases going?

As a convicted felon, I don't believe he can enter Canada unless a special exemption is made for him.
 

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As a convicted felon, I don't believe he can enter Canada unless a special exemption is made for him.
A friend had a DUI offense from years back and wasn't allowed to enter Canada. So it will be fun seeing Trump trying to come up there.
 

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Let him leave, then not be allowed back in.
 

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He could take his followers with him and set up a colony.

There was a similar group that did this in Argentina.

And Uruguay... and Brazil. He just needs some Catholic clergy to spirit him out of the country/continent illegally.

I joke but I could see a very similar situation with Sir Shitsalot.
 

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Everybody drink the catsup*!


*for some reason that's how I assume they would spell it
Trump is smarter than you think ... he spells it Ketsup because its laced with Ketamine :nod:
 

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Tears for Fears with the legal smackdown in 3... 2...

It is astonishing at how he consistently chooses songs that no one around him has apparently read the lyrics to. I can't wait for him to pick "Cult of Personality" next.
 

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Joe Biden, Customer Service Avenger.

When I worked at Comcast, they had an entire department dedicated to making the call routing so incomprehensible that customers gave up because abandoned calls did not count against the answer/hold times they were legally required to meet. They spent the rest of their time figuring out how to rig the system to "answer" calls in accordance with the law without actually delivering the call to a rep.
 
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