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Not a Kiffin fan, huh?Dear Lord, hear my prayer. During the first half, let a fierce, high-speed play end by having no less than three players taking out Lane Kiffin on the sideline. Let him be carried unconscious from the field. Let him return in the 2nd half, chagrined, and be captured on video picking at his ass and his nose, followed by placing his finger(s) in his mouth. Let him make such an egregious blunder on a play call that Saban's entire head turns crimson with anger cussing him out. Let Saban's ire with Kiffin distract him from his footing and cost Bama a penalty for Saban being on the field while the ball's in play. Whatever the outcome of the game, Lord, let Kiffin be the but of never ending jokes arising from his blunders and behaviors. Amen.
Don't care if he's alive or dead, but, late night comedy needs a foil, one that will stand the test of time. Kiffin is so due... It's his destiny to be the butt of jokes throughout his life and for a few decades afterwards.Not a Kiffin fan, huh?
Damn, hate this for Clemson. Injuries suck, and the game hasn't even started yet.
so rounded and deep.