POLL Cam Newton is...

[Dolemite censored]

I'l have Who is the sharp dressed man for a $1000.00 Alex

Sharp dressed? No. He dresses like a fucking clown.

 

[Carnzo]

I took off points for his childish actions, top 20.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Yes, OP needs to doosh it out...too much sand in his veejayjah

 

[Carnzo]

Sharp dressed? No. He dresses like a fucking clown.

You are right Dole, I missed using the sarcasm font.
I'l have Who is the sharp dressed man for a $1000.00 Alex
Better?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Sharp dressed? No. He dresses like a fucking clown.

That was for CHARITY, man! Think of thee children

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

That was for CHARITY, man! Think of thee children

Rocks' wearing them on his date Saturday night

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Rocks' wearing them on his date Saturday night

Oh, he's gonna SCORE

 

[MileHigh64]

 

[Rock Strongo]

Rocks' wearing them on his date Saturday night

mine are more heavily bedazzled, and i have a furry tail too.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Does anybody ever watch video of themselves dancing like that and go, "DAMN! I look good..."?

my...ex made me go once. she was a country gal.

i showed up in sneakers, jeans and a hoodie. they didnt take kindly to that. like i own tight ass jeans and cowboy boots?

 

[Schmoopy1000]

my...ex made me go once. she was a country gal.

i showed up in sneakers, jeans and a hoodie. they didnt take kindly to that. like i own tight ass jeans and cowboy boots?

just tell her it could have been worse.
You could have shown up in parachute pants.

 

[Pure Steel]

my...ex made me go once. she was a country gal.

i showed up in sneakers, jeans and a hoodie. they didnt take kindly to that. like i own tight ass jeans and cowboy boots?

You probably looked like Chris Penn in Footloose......

 

[Pokes-WalkingBoss]

Awful is an understatement

 

[rmilia1]

Sharp dressed? No. He dresses like a fucking clown.

Those look like the leggings I see all the little 20 something broads wear here in town. Not as nice on Cam

 

[rmilia1]

Awful is an understatement

I actually don't mind the bottom pic save the awful hat

 

[Thruthefog]

my...ex made me go once. she was a country gal.

i showed up in sneakers, jeans and a hoodie. they didnt take kindly to that. like i own tight ass jeans and cowboy boots?

So you wear the fatass jeans so people can't tell you look like two toothpicks stuck in a pear?

 

[Thruthefog]

Awful is an understatement

Just once I'd like to hear the question, "Cam, have you ever considered firing your tailor?

 

[Thruthefog]

I actually don't mind the bottom pic save the awful hat

You love those shoes, do you?

 

[Thruthefog]

I'm on a fucking roll.

 

[bksballer89]

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