C-Rock Is In The Building

[Crotchrocker]

I ain't the sultan, I'm the Black Vulcan.
Prepare a bolt of lightning then I blast something.
You cats ain't on nothing but some crack puffin.
Its like I'm stuck on the enterprise with a bunch of tender guys.
This shit don't stop I keep going man I'm energized.
Like the Mighty C's you all amazed when I'm writing these.
Its hard to juggle all the curvy wenches that be liking me.
I call 'em disposable hoes I spit uncontrollable flows.
I'll keep toning my bod, you keep rolling your dope.
Mighty Mouse trolling for hope. OI's going for broke.
Weaklink's moms washed his mouth with dishsoap.
Montsho's shit's commercial like disco.
Jayviabay barely a blip on my radar.
All you motherf'rs setting off my gadar.

...boooo... just messing guys! Word.

 

[jayviabay]

My rap skills 100 proof, it will give you a hangover
Assassinate your spirit, just call it a take over
Like a salon, I'll give you a make over
Not from Cincinnati but I'll Bengal range rover
Have you hidin in the closet like monsters under your bed
I'm so vicious Jason got another gig
I get all in your head something just like a tumor
Your nonexistent, C-rock is just a rumor
Rush thru your camp like an Oklahoma sooner
you ain't sh**, who said, bring a pooper scooper??
Quick to do ya and keep it movin like a hoola Hooper
Bring it to ya and have you bailin like a paratrooper
It's Killa Cali Boy!! I yell it to ya!! Word!

 

[SportsChic]

Been a NBA bandwagon fan for years
So naturally followed the man of tears

Was ready to jump ship after not one
But the bum made good and it was fun

Now I hear he might in 2014 be a Lakers
Will follow because bandwagon people are fakers

WORD!

 

[ChrisperJ10]

Hey crotch hugger are you going to join the fantasy football league?

 

[ChrisperJ10]

I am going to give you a run for your money on the whitest guy here!

I'm white
my rhymes be tight
they have major bite
just run away with fright
we know you aren't too bright
I always buckle my seat belt before I prepare for flight
or when I fly my kite

Fucking B-Rad G.

Ayo traffic traffic looking for my chapstick, felling kinda car sick, there's a ford maverick!

 

[ChrisperJ10]

400 SportsHoopla posts!

 

[shitsho]

You thought my first rap was hot
just wait until you watch me do the robot
Here comes Crock's mom I better put it in her slot
cause Im the sultan of twat.

Ultimate white guy rap!! I'll be back in a day or 2 to deal with you guys properly.

 

[Crotchrocker]

Yeah, I'll do FF with you guys this year, Chrisper. Just PM me the details I'll need as soon as you've got them. Word.

 

[Lakers+USC=#1]

Awwwwwwwwww shit!

Do I have to come out of retirement?

 

[Jims_Doors]

Awwwwwwwwww shit!

Do I have to come out of retirement?

Naaaa....you don't have the time. You're too busy defending your boy lil wayne for stomping on the American Flag.

 

[BOTSLAYER]

Naaaa....you don't have the time. You're too busy defending your boy lil wayne for stomping on the American Flag.

as much as I hate little wayne I support pretty much any modern day reason to stomp on the american flag.

 

[OutlawImmortal]

Naaaa....you don't have the time. You're too busy defending your boy lil wayne for stomping on the American Flag.

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Give me back Jim Morrison, we'll give you Lil Wayne.

 

[Jims_Doors]

I've seen that before. He was off on his time table prediction, but over prediction was spot on.

 

[Crotchrocker]

By all means, L+USC, come out of retirement. Word.

 

[SportsChic]

C-Rock how about a rap on how you dominated the Bulls fantasy league last year on cBS.

You can include in the lyrics on all the dumb trades we all made

 

[shitsho]

I unfairly spit with rhymes that for yall just too heavy
Shoulda known yall was weak, sorry sons yall just not ready
I really mean to be petty, gotta shred ya like confetti
The truth? Big game like me only found on the Serengeti

Keep comin at me weak, I’ll enforce mandatory silence
Keep on pissin me off and I‘ll have to turn up the violence
My flows are complicated, I’m like a new branch of science.
I teach a class for a price, I’m providin structured guidance

There seems to be a problem, no true meaning to yalls names
Weary of hearin fake ones like S-Man and Hurricane
C-Rocks abusing his hands, to me its just a shame
Wlk cant even walk, stubbed a toe and came up lame.

Hurricanes should be ferocious, lifting and tossing malls
This one cries all the time and needs at hotline to call
S-Man s’posed to be super but just a fly on the wall.
He should change to “Master Troll”, one name to rule dem all.

So fresh and so clean theres no need for the soap
Intricate and amazing, just come checkout my scope
the war on drugs is on hold cause my rhymes are so dope
Like dreams with no plannin, topplin me’s just a hope

Yo WLk
you cant see me son
not even with the Hubble telescope

 

[Black Adam]

I unfairly spit with rhymes that for yall just too heavy
Shoulda known yall was weak, sorry sons yall just not ready
I really mean to be petty, gotta shred ya like confetti
The truth? Big game like me only found on the Serengeti

Keep comin at me weak, I’ll enforce mandatory silence
Keep on pissin me off and I‘ll have to turn up the violence
My flows are complicated, I’m like a new branch of science.
I teach a class for a price, I’m providin structured guidance

There seems to be a problem, no true meaning to yalls names
Weary of hearin fake ones like S-Man and Hurricane
C-Rocks abusing his hands, to me its just a shame
Wlk cant even walk, stubbed a toe and came up lame.

Hurricanes should be ferocious, lifting and tossing malls
This one cries all the time and needs at hotline to call
S-Man s’posed to be super but just a fly on the wall.
He should change to “Master Troll”, one name to rule dem all.

So fresh and so clean theres no need for the soap
Intricate and amazing, just come checkout my scope
the war on drugs is on hold cause my rhymes are so dope
Like dreams with no plannin, topplin me’s just a hope

Yo WLk
you cant see me son
not even with the Hubble telescope

damn, i have to admit it. hellified dis...

 

[SportsChic]

CL67 says-"No, i AM listening to you. it just takes a minute to process SO MUCH stupid all at once.


Crack me up!

Never read that before.

 

[wlk3]

nice...

 

[OutlawImmortal]

Where you been hiding montsho, you spend the last week writing? Nice rhymes.