LogicMan
Watch out for Berniedoodles and Trumpers
Montsho we started this wayyyyy back a few years ago. CRock is the bomb. Great floooooos by everyone
OutlawImmortal say a double dose of pimpin?
Got here late to the set but now he straight trippin
Lost his mind all the time now his flow is just slippin
Flipped the script on his azz now hes the one trickin
bout to put it to him tough check the pain that I bring
Blind rage and despair Lebron caused with his ring.
Outlaw on Kobes nuts on his dick tryin to swing
whats the translation for El Rey hot damn its The King!
Nice teachin you how to flow its been real its been fun
My time is growing short like your time in the sun
All yall bustas cryin Your pride on the run.
I could on but for what? All the damage is done.
Oh is this where the fun is? Everyone knows they can't hang with me and my whiteness.
Laker fans gettin anxious they fear growin higher
all because they boy Kobe no longer high wire
Lebron got em nervous he laughin while they perspire
Already got him 2 rings and aint about to retire
Watch while The King reveals how a real team work
A paradigm shift comin sendin ripples around earth
Haters steady prayin took up all seats in the church
Once again victory homie the Heat came in first
Howard shook the spot like a pit shake a sock
LA was too small he had to get his own block
KoMe got the ball dude wont give up the rock.
Lakers fans eyez red but they face look like chalk
Kobe rapin his team makin sho he get his paper
I really understand aint no chance on somethin greater
The dayz in LA lookin darker than Darth Vader
FA's shakin they heads sayin maybe I'll see ya later
I said all this to say its about to go down
Yall tryin show you brave with the tears of a clown.
Just wait for next season no need for the frowns.
I'm callin it now yall won't get past the first round.
except for TF12 and HIS whiteness...![]()
The beast has been unleashed, bout to take over the world
Haters cover ya ears cause I’m bout to make ya earl
The horns startin to blare as the banners they will unfurl
Jay and Outlaw my soft lil round the way girls!
Kobe got 5 rings but their impact must be commuted
He was a Batmans Robin so 3 rings are just diluted
The last 2 were rescued by Pau to world it was reputed
TMAC and Allen both could have been easily substituted
The next few years Lakers gonna be just part of the crowd
#TankforWiggins thats what yall gonna need to do now
If you miss him yall may just have to throw in the white towel.
Have the Stylistics singin to him Betcha by Golly Wow!
Lakers fans kinda dense, cant convince, no offense
Gotta secret to tell ya like Kobe droppin 10 cents
When referring to Lakers titles please use the past tense
to be grammatically correct if you want it to make sense
In case you didnt hear drain Howard nut out ya ear
Lets try and stay current at least the last 2 years
I understand ya psyche weak cant really deal with your fears
The last verse of my rap is about to make it clear.
The status of GOAT and the career? State of convergence
Be observant as Lebron shows ya how to be concurrent
Balanced scoring and passing thats why he has preferment
As they win a 3-peat nother title the Heat gone earn it.
I see you tryin to spit, but slow it down just a bit
What's your hurry? On the dick of LeBron; never talkin bout Curry
Haters must be livin on a farm, only way to see a goat these days
On the mic; causin harm like Beasley I'm blazed
Easily spinnin wit the rock; I leave you dazed
Skill just ain't the same, victory is comin soon
I'll be ballin while your bawlin like the Heat lockeroom
Grab your tissues, you got some mental issues if you think Bron's up to the task
Man, he's not even the best of his craft, Magic Johnson woulda smoked that ass.
Yeah Damnit!! Ain't nobody whiter than me!!![]()
I am going to give you a run for your money on the whitest guy here!
I'm white
my rhymes be tight
they have major bite
just run away with fright
we know you aren't too bright
I always buckle my seat belt before I prepare for flight
or when I fly my kite