C-Rock Is In The Building

[ChrisperJ10]

I don't have pics

GTFO Mouse!

 

[Crotchrocker]

My thread won't die and my eyes don't cry.
Laker fans screaming Oh My! The well is so dry.
The talent up and left town, a sucker's bet now.
Get ready for a major letdown. F Kobe its Ko-bye!
He ain't staying' to play for the sake of playin.'
Unless BioGen makes 'im Super-Saiyan, I'm just sayin.'
His time is over, its time for some major prayin.'
As far as coachin' they'd be better off with Nick Saban.

Word...

 

[wlk3]

I unfairly spit with rhymes that for yall just too heavy
Shoulda known yall was weak, sorry sons yall just not ready
I really mean to be petty, gotta shred ya like confetti
The truth? Big game like me only found on the Serengeti

Keep comin at me weak, I’ll enforce mandatory silence
Keep on pissin me off and I‘ll have to turn up the violence
My flows are complicated, I’m like a new branch of science.
I teach a class for a price, I’m providin structured guidance

There seems to be a problem, no true meaning to yalls names
Weary of hearin fake ones like S-Man and Hurricane
C-Rocks abusing his hands, to me its just a shame
Wlk cant even walk, stubbed a toe and came up lame.

Hurricanes should be ferocious, lifting and tossing malls
This one cries all the time and needs at hotline to call
S-Man s’posed to be super but just a fly on the wall.
He should change to “Master Troll”, one name to rule dem all.

So fresh and so clean theres no need for the soap
Intricate and amazing, just come checkout my scope
the war on drugs is on hold cause my rhymes are so dope
Like dreams with no plannin, topplin me’s just a hope

Yo WLk
you cant see me son
not even with the Hubble telescope

Wlk wlks in... Oh shit you done fucked up now...

 

[beardown07]

JFC

 

[wlk3]

JFC

I'm confused...

 

[beardown07]

don't mind me...

 

[MightyMouse]

MM is back
get ready for the quack attack jack
never mind I'm going to go eat a Big Mac
while I look at Crotchs mom's rack

 

[ChrisperJ10]

Respect...

 

[ChrisperJ10]

Word

 

[Crotchrocker]

I grimy doused MightySpouse with a gallon of sploogejuice.
She woke up next to MightyMouse and said peakaboo I fooled you.
It was Fright Night so she came out to meet the White Knight.
She was careful not to trip the nightlight.
But when she woke up next to MM he shrieked, "Bright Light, Bright Light!"
Like Gizmo, Beeyotch said she loved my machismo, never jizzed mo.
Now she can't get enough.. The End.

Word.

 

[beardown07]

TOY nominee??

 

[shitsho]

MM is back
get ready for the quack attack jack
never mind I'm going to go eat a Big Mac
while I look at Crotchs mom's rack

Dude is funny as hell!

 

[MightyMouse]

Crotch what is with the hate?
Stop thinking about me while you masturbate
I forgot to tell u, ur wife is late
probably from the time me and her decided to fornicate

 

[OutlawImmortal]

MM just smoked you. MM just dropped the mic at his feet.

 

[shitsho]

MM = Eminem

 

[Crotchrocker]

I succumb to the greatness of Mighty Mouse. Word.

 

[Black Adam]

I succumb to the greatness of Mighty Mouse. Word.

haha, bow down when he comes to yo' town...

 

[MightyMouse]

Just wait until I break out my raps in haiku!

 

[beardown07]

 

[Crotchrocker]

The threads not dead. You punks poked my arm. Did you see the Green I bled?
Hey what's her face? Ain't I sexier than Right Said Fred?
Come to bed. Meet Mr. Thunderhead. Best thing since Wonder Bread.
Pull the sheet back and climb under it, get the wondrous.
More wonderful than world titles. Speed up your vitals. Just like 45 rpm vinyls.
If I leave I fear you'll be suicidal. This is a Celtic Pride revival.
Crack a can on Laker fans the rivalry is unbridaled...

Word.