BS Thread

[nuraman00]

You don't understand. It's my compassion that tells me that these grandmothers, fatties, and obnoxious women should not want me to stare at them because they are people of which I should have such admiration and respect for. Fatties are happy to eat, so I admire that guiltless eating, but I feel bad for the guilt they feel after eating - this makes me all the more admiring. Grandmothers, well, they're older, so they must be better. If they were younger, they are sinners, but once their kids have kids, all bad stuff is gone and I should honor them because of their age. Now, older women who I have no idea whether they have grandchildren or younger women who are grandmothers due to looking young or having kids early who have kids early, I have to err on the side of respect - unless they're MILFs (limited window of opportunity - and unfortunately mostly troubled if they had kids at 14 and their kids had kids at 14, too). Obnoxious women, let's just say I am envious of their freedom to do what they want. I am crazy and annoying at times, but obnoxious? I wish! I wouldn't want these groups to think that I should be checking them out. I respect them too much.

Now, hotties, MILFs, and legal-aged models (those who are aged illegally are terrible - only a few models can be aged), I respect them so much that I feel that if I don't look I will be offending them, making them so uncomfortable that I'm not giving them the attention they are so used to.

Thanks. Good post.

 

[MHSL82]

Posting it mainly for the NailedIt Gifs at the bottom of the post, but the video is good, too.

Guy Gives Abercrombie & Fitch A Brand Readjustment By Giving Their Clothes To The Homeless (VIDEO)

 

[MHSL82]

My wife clearly does NOT have the "spelling of things that you don't want your daughter to hear" concept. In theory, she gets it. In practice, let's just say it comes and goes. My grandfather asked if we should get some "m-i-l-k" when we were at the grocery store, spelling it because he knew we didn't have it now and my daughter would want it if she heard it. My wife turns and says, "milk? That's ok, we have some at home." Daughter: "milk!"

Then, when at home and daughter asked for the iPad, my wife turned to me and said, "could you go get the IP?," the nickname we use for iPad to avoid saying the whole word that she recognizes and thus would want. I explained to her that if you say the nickname right before we get it when she's asking for it, it loses its secrecy! She will now become an excellent speller and decoder (though IP isn't all that decoded)... but better to accept the inevitability and just share it with her. Stop with the games.

 

[nuraman00]

My wife clearly does NOT having the "spelling of things that you don't want your daughter to hear" concept. In theory, she gets it. In practice, let's just say it comes and goes. My grandfather asked if we should get some "m-i-l-k" when we were at the grocery store, spelling it because he knew we didn't have it now and my daughter would want it if she heard it. My wife turns and says, "milk? That's ok, we have some at home." Daughter: "milk!"

Then, when at home and daughter asked for the iPad, my wife turned to me and said, "could you go get the IP?," the nickname we use for iPad to avoid saying the whole word that she recognizes and thus would want. I explained to her that if you say the nickname right before we get it when she's asking for it, it loses its secrecy! She will now become an excellent speller and decoder (though IP isn't all that decoded)... but better to accept the inevitability and just share it with her. Stop with the games.

Great post.

 

[nuraman00]

My grandfather asked if we should get some "m-i-l-k" when we were at the grocery store, spelling it because he knew we didn't have it now and my daughter would want it if she heard it. My wife turns and says, "milk? That's ok, we have some at home." Daughter: "milk!"

What type of milk does your family drink? (It could be the same kind for everyone, or different kinds.)

A few months ago, I started trying almond milk and coconut milk instead of regular cow's milk.

This past shopping trip, I saw flax seed milk so I picked that up.

I was searching for non-dairy options.

 

[MHSL82]

What type of milk does your family drink? (It could be the same kind for everyone, or different kinds.)

A few months ago, I started trying almond milk and coconut milk instead of regular cow's milk.

This past shopping trip, I saw flax seed milk so I picked that up.

I was searching for non-dairy options.

My wife bought an organic one because of her friend. I was ok because it had more DHA, but I am not in on the organic fanaticism. Neither is my wife, but it's for our daughter and she wanted to try it. I am not sure how you try something when it tastes the same and you can't tell the difference in health - you are just told. But oh well, I guess this means overpriced milk for awhile.

I will die sometime between 75 and 120. I am fine with that. If I die earlier by bus, car, or criminal, that won't be because of my choice against organic stuff. Unless plants/poultry/livestock attack me because they are masochists who want to be eaten without preservatives and are mad at my choice. Or if I can't run away from the car, bus, or criminal because of the preservatives. But I will be able to pay for treatment with the money I saved or that money would be kept for my family when I pass.

 

[MHSL82]

In May 2011, in response to a Tennessee State Legislature bill that prohibited school teachers or students from using any language that alludes to the existence of homosexuality (the "Don't Say Gay" bill), Takei released another PSA in which he offered up his name, suggesting that people could just substitute that for 'gay'. For example, they could support Takei Marriage or watch Takei Pride Parades; or even use slurs like That's so Takei.

George Takei - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[MHSL82]

My wife clearly does NOT having the "spelling of things that you don't want your daughter to hear" concept...

I really am bad at typing on my phone... I typed "have" so incorrectly that it autocorrected to "having." :smh: At least I spelled hear correctly and didn't call my daughter my son.

 

[nuraman00]

I really am bad at typing on my phone... I typed "have" so incorrectly that it autocorrected to "having." :smh: At least I spelled hear correctly and didn't call my daughter my son.

I've seen worse typers (from an iPad instead of a smart phone, but same concept).

This resulted in a funny auto-correct. Greek player Sofo became Sofa. And he really was immovable during those summer league games, haha.


I also haven't checked this in about a year, but here's some good ones:

Best Of DYAC Archives » Damn You Auto Correct!

Classic DYAC: Must Be a premium channel » Damn You Auto Correct!

 

[MHSL82]

Once at USC, the class was too full for everyone to sit, so I sat on the top stairs (with no backpack for some reason). She told me in front of class that I couldn't sit there because it'd be a fire hazard. I stupidly said, "well, I'd move if there was a fire." If you guessed that I switched classes, you're right. It was one of those classes that things are graded subjectively by the professor (no multiple choice, etc.).

 

[nuraman00]

Once at USC, the class was too full for everyone to sit, so I sat on the top stairs (with no backpack for some reason). She told me in front of class that I couldn't sit there because it'd be a fire hazard. I stupidly said, "well, I'd move if there was a fire." If you guessed that I switched classes, you're right. It was one of those classes that things are graded subjectively by the professor (no multiple choice, etc.).

The professor?

 

[nuraman00]

There was a dog in the back of a truck parked next to me, in the parking lot.

As a fire truck was going by, with its siren on, the dog started howling to the tune of the siren.

 

[MHSL82]

There was a dog in the back of a truck parked next to me, in the parking lot.

As a fire truck was going by, with its siren on, the dog started howling to the tune of the siren.

I would have liked for the fire truck to bark, but that would be asking too much. My dad's golden retriever will howl like a wolf when my sister does. It sounds like they are commiserating together.

 

[MHSL82]

Yep, I didn't want to keep saying "the baby" "the baby" "the baby", so we came up with Skittles. Sort of a bond. My brother called his Gus and my parents called my brother Smidge, because his image was a smidge on the old ultrasounds? (Thirty years ago!) It's pretty common practice and I recommend it for you. It grows on you.

I don't think I'll ever think of a name as good as Skittles. If we hadn't decided to name our kid what we did, I wouldn't have thought of it. Some religious folk call it Blessing or Hope, etc. We didn't know it was going to be a girl, so if it had been a boy, it wouldn't have been an acronym. This time we are preparing for both. Though I have no idea what my kid will be named if he's a boy. My wife wants Charles. I'll only accept if it's Charlie or said always with his middle name, which will be my name. I don't want to be calling him Charles. I wanted James, but my brother named his that. My brother wants to name his next boy Charles, so I feel that I would be doing the same to him. It's a coincidence, not my wife causing anything.

My dad named his first daughter's middle name after his youngest sister's first name. I did the same. My dad gave his first son his name as the middle name, so did his father. My brother didn't follow suit, but my brother is the oldest and I'm the middle, along with my dad. If I didn't like my name, I wouldn't follow.

My baby's going to be a girl. The doctor last time thought it was a boy, but the angle was wrong and my baby was in a position that made it hard to see. That wasn't the doctor's excuse, the doctor told me from the beginning that it wasn't a good angle to predict from and it was too early last time to really see.

 

[nuraman00]

My baby's going to be a girl. The doctor last time thought it was a boy, but the angle was wrong and my baby was in a position that made it hard to see. That wasn't the doctor's excuse, the doctor told me from the beginning that it wasn't a good angle to predict from and it was too early last time to really see.

Congrats. Does that change your secret name for your 2nd embryo? Either way, do you feel like sharing that name?

 

[MHSL82]

Congrats. Does that change your secret name for your 2nd embryo? Either way, do you feel like sharing that name?

The placeholder name is Amore - for two reasons. One it involves letters that we wanted, not necessarily names but mean something and not necessarily in order. Second, we wanted it to mean love or something good (Skittles, the one we used for our first daughter, was phonetic - check your Facebook if you want to see it). However, the word "love" is overused when it comes to these type of placeholder names (or so said somebody I know). The word in my wife's language is too few letters and I couldn't get one that could not also mean "lover", not good. So we had to choose another language: Italian. Amore means love in Italian, obviously. I thought the song would catch on, but it never did for us. The lyrics are not significant, but take a look at the description for them if you are interested. (You have to go to YouTube to see it by clicking the YouTube sign on the player to see the description.)

 

[nuraman00]

The placeholder name is Amore - for two reasons. One it involves letters that we wanted, not necessarily names but mean something and not necessarily in order. Second, we wanted it to mean love or something good (Skittles, the one we used for our first daughter, was phonetic - check your Facebook if you want to see it). However, the word "love" is overused when it comes to these type of placeholder names (or so said somebody I know). The word in my wife's language is too few letters and I couldn't get one that could not also mean "lover", not good. So we had to choose another language: Italian. Amore means love in Italian, obviously. I thought the song would catch on, but it never did for us. The lyrics are not significant, but take a look at the description for them if you are interested. (You have to go to YouTube to see it by clicking the YouTube sign on the player to see the description.)

Great post.

(I'll check out the YouTube later. I don't know if you remember but I have a soft cap of ~ 1 minute for YouTube videos, because I don't want to get distracted on other things).

 

[nuraman00]

We're both robots because good things come in pairs, like John Stockton and Diet Pepsi; or Karl Malone, and Hardees fried chicken; or Jerry Sloan, and getting seven game suspensions for pushing Courtney Kirkland in the chest; or your kids and the secret nicknames you have for your kids (Skittles and M&M's; or Skittles and Reeses Pieces; or Skittles and Butterfinger BBs'; or Skittles and Cadbury Gems; or whatever secret nickname you gave your second embryo, can you share what it was? ).


We're both robots because good things come in pairs, and since you're a robot, you need a robot friend, so I'm your robot friend.

If I didn't know about the commercials I would have thought the pairs were: John Stockton and Karl Malone; Hardees and Diet Pepsi, or Jerry Sloan and John Deere tractors. Or Courtney Kirkland and Kirkney Courtland.


Yes, I can share the secret nickname my wife and I gave my second embryo. She had the first, so the second is all mine!

The placeholder name is Amore - for two reasons. One it involves letters that we wanted, not necessarily names but mean something and not necessarily in order. Second, we wanted it to mean love or something good (Skittles, the one we used for our first daughter, was phonetic - check your Facebook if you want to see it). However, the word "love" is overused when it comes to these type of placeholder names (or so said somebody I know). The word in my wife's language is too few letters and I couldn't get one that could not also mean "lover", not good. So we had to choose another language: Italian. Amore means love in Italian, obviously. I thought the song would catch on, but it never did for us. The lyrics are not significant, but take a look at the description for them if you are interested. (You have to go to YouTube to see it by clicking the YouTube sign on the player to see the description.)

The usual pairs involving your kids would be Skittles and Amore; or MHSL82 and Mrs. MHSL82; or Mrs. MHSL82 and Skittles; MHSL82 and Amore.

But since you liked my creative ones from earlier (I think you liked them), here are the creative pairs involving your kids:

Skittles and falling down, or Skittles and accidentally getting hurt.

Amore and pretending to be a boy. (I could post a YouTube of a random kid doing pretending to be a boy, but can't do that right now, will find one later. It will probably involve someone pretending to go to the bathroom like her brother). (Also I'll watch your YouTube then too, since I will have committed myself to spending time on YouTube, so watching your clip will fall into that allotted time).

 

[nuraman00]

I wonder if Skittles and Skittles is a pair. Or maybe that could be a future pair, when Skittles is older and allowed to have more candy.

 

[nuraman00]

I learned some other definitions of "expressing" yesterday.

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6.
to press or squeeze out: to express the juice of grapes.

7.
to exude or emit (a liquid, odor, etc.), as if under pressure: The roses expressed a sweet perfume.