Bruins punch Rangers in the junk, sox win in Tampa thanks to WMB

[Rock Strongo]

did andy pettite die?

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Andy Dick >>>>> Andy Pettitte

A Todd Goldstein Bar Mitzvah >>>>>> A Todd Frazier at bat

 

[Mr.Pickles]

Andy Dick >>>>> Andy Pettitte

Leaky Penis >>>> Mike Leake

 

[Rock Strongo]

Stepan's goal was the sixth against the Bruins in the first two minutes of a period in their eight playoff games. ... The teams last met in the playoffs in 1973 when the Rangers won the first-round series in five games. The previous year, they faced each other in the Stanley Cup finals, and the Bruins won in six. ... Both teams' leading goal scorers in the regular season had no goals in eight playoff games heading in. New York's Nash stretched that unwanted string to nine, but Marchand's goal won the game. . ... Boston's Jaromir Jagr, a former Ranger, is the only player on either team who had been born the last time the teams met in the playoffs on April 10, 1973.

 

[Kate Upton]

Shocking you posted immediately after i said "faggots"

Faggot

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

did andy pettite die?

Resting up for the playoffs

 

[Kate Upton]

A Todd Goldstein Bar Mitzvah >>>>>> A Todd Frazier at bat

Dick

 

[Kate Upton]

Leaky Penis >>>> Mike Leake

Cliff Clavin >>>> Cliff Lee

 

[Zig]

Stepan's goal was the sixth against the Bruins in the first two minutes of a period in their eight playoff games. ... The teams last met in the playoffs in 1973 when the Rangers won the first-round series in five games. The previous year, they faced each other in the Stanley Cup finals, and the Bruins won in six. ... Both teams' leading goal scorers in the regular season had no goals in eight playoff games heading in. New York's Nash stretched that unwanted string to nine, but Marchand's goal won the game. . ... Boston's Jaromir Jagr, a former Ranger, is the only player on either team who had been born the last time the teams met in the playoffs on April 10, 1973.

I agree

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Get all the fun out of the way guys, Before all the Buzzkills and Angry People come with their Angry Fists

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I agree

I know

 

[Rock Strongo]

Get all the fun out of the way guys, Before all the Buzzkills and Angry People come with their Angry Fists

i know

 

[Zig]

I know

word self

 

[Kate Upton]

Get all the fun out of the way guys, Before all the Buzzkills and Angry People come with their Angry Fists

We had an Uno BBQ yesterday.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

What a teriffic game last night. Things I predicted that came true:

torey krug can play, and the combination of him and bartkowski with those fresh fast legs was a difference maker.

lundquvist is a great goalie, but hes not tim thomas from 2 years ago. he isnt capable of carrying a team on his back for an entire playoff run. he played his ass off last night (45 saves, 48 shots)..but rask was just that much better.

other notes:

'rad' marchand stepped up like he had to. chris kelley was like a wild man on the ice last night in every phase of the game.

jagr is a total puck hog who just dances around with the puck along the boards til he loses it

the bruins hit the iron 4 times last night

the curse of 'dont let them score in the last minute of a period' didnt phase the bruins. aside from a 2:24 span from the goal with 2 seconds left in the 2nd thru 2:22 into the 3rd, the bruins basically dominated the game.

You left out the part where Chara played 38 frickin' minutes of lockdown defense too...

 

[Rock Strongo]

'ROCK, YOU SPELLED OBSESSED WRONG!!!! FACEBOOK AND GAY NEGROS, UNNATURAL ACTS AND WHAT CONSTITUTES LIFE!!!!"

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Anyone watch the Office finale?

Got that DVR'd

 

[Rock Strongo]

You left out the part where Chara played 38 frickin' minutes of lockdown defense too...

he cant do that every night

he was gassed in OT

we NEED seidenberg back to spell chara or pair with him

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

On Cue

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Hey Dirt... Do you think Andy Pettitte made his decision to quit on his teammates after looking up and down the Yankee lineup and realizing that even if Teixeira comes back, this season is just a lost cause?