Bruins punch Rangers in the junk, sox win in Tampa thanks to WMB

[Rock Strongo]

WZLX Listener Puts Grandfather Clock Through Wood Chipper For Bruins Tickets



BOSTON (CBS) – Following a heart-stopping overtime win in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference semifinals, a seat to Game 2 of the Bruins-Rangers series is no doubt the hottest ticket in town.

This week, Karlson and McKenzie of WZLX-FM managed to secure a couple of tickets to Sunday’s game and asked listeners what they’d be willing to trade for them.
The catch: that traded item was going to be sent through a wood chipper.
The winning listener offered up an antique grandfather clock, which was pulverized in an instant.
So what would you do for Bruins tickets?

 

[bgko11]

does anyone have any e-aspirin?

take a hit off my e-joint...

 

[black francis]

old crow medicine show > what you're listening to.

 

[Rock Strongo]

take a hit off my e-joint...

fax me big boy

 

[Uno]

again....why are you a piece of repeating shit?

you say this every day when i start dominating you

No, I say it every time its apropos....when you start claiming someone is obsessed with this board it's appropriate


when rock claims people have anger management issues or "need help" I remind him of his stalking of my personal life


and when snuggles has similar things to say, he gets reminded of his imaginary family


There's an old saying about throwing stones in glass houses...I'm sure you may have heard it...


If you don't like it, don't throw the stones....fucktard

 

[b_lake]

why did you pull your junk out and wink at her?

You mean why "didn't" I?


Jail...

 

[BUCCS469]

uno doling out mcjustice

 

[Rock Strongo]

old crow medicine show > what you're listening to.

'look, its a hipster with a banjo!"

seems bluegrass is the new emo

 

[b_lake]

lol

hot mom walking with her kid in a stroller

well timed gust of wind

almost got in an accident

2nd time in 3 weeks that happened...i usually hate wind

A former co-worker of mine totaled two vehicles while perving...

 

[heatwave31]

The next time i hear "heatwave runs and hides" from the two bitches i am gonna have to refer to this week. I dont ever want to here he posts less and less or he hides. Especially when dudes are in witness protection

 

[chappee11]

WZLX Listener Puts Grandfather Clock Through Wood Chipper For Bruins Tickets



BOSTON (CBS) – Following a heart-stopping overtime win in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference semifinals, a seat to Game 2 of the Bruins-Rangers series is no doubt the hottest ticket in town.

This week, Karlson and McKenzie of WZLX-FM managed to secure a couple of tickets to Sunday’s game and asked listeners what they’d be willing to trade for them.
The catch: that traded item was going to be sent through a wood chipper.
The winning listener offered up an antique grandfather clock, which was pulverized in an instant.
So what would you do for Bruins tickets?

Oh, it seems like Karlson and McKenzie are up to their crazy hijinx again! Is Charles Laquidera(sp?) still on the air?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

does anyone have any e-aspirin?

I've got some e-Midol.

Sanchez to Smith for 6 yards!

and it's dropped, resulting in a fourth down and a dejected:

 

[Uno]

uno doling out mcjustice

"We can talk shit about uno but if he defends himself and makes us look like the angry obsessive bitches that we are, we're not going to stand for that!! So, let's just wait til he leaves to talk shit"

 

[Rock Strongo]

Oh, it seems like Karlson and McKenzie are up to their crazy hijinx again! Is Charles Laquidera(sp?) still on the air?

LMAO

i never once put that station on in my lifetime

'turrible'

 

[bgko11]

The next time i hear "heatwave runs and hides" from the two bitches i am gonna have to refer to this week. I dont ever want to here he posts less and less or he hides. Especially when dudes are in witness protection

that's why i like you Heat, win or lose, we still booze...or post.

 

[Rock Strongo]

"We can talk shit about uno but if he defends himself and makes us look like the angry obsessive bitches that we are, we're not going to stand for that!! So, let's just wait til he leaves to talk shit"

 

[BUCCS469]

"We can talk shit about uno but if he defends himself and makes us look like the angry obsessive bitches that we are, we're not going to stand for that!! So, let's just wait til he leaves to talk shit"

so you admit thats you in the yellow and green outfit.

 

[Uno]

 

[chappee11]

old crow medicine show > what you're listening to.

Dr. Hook and The Medicine Show >> Old Crow Medicine Show

 

[black francis]

uno is fighting with people?

somewhere, the sun is hot