Bruins punch Rangers in the junk, sox win in Tampa thanks to WMB

[Most Driven]

Hartnett: Rangers Can’t Repeat Walking-Dead Performance In Game 2


'Rangers Inside And Out’
By Sean Hartnett

ZOMBIE-NATION BLUESHIRTS GUNNED DOWN BY ‘NOSE FACE KILLAH’
The Bruins’ goal song, “Kernkraft 400” by German electro group Zombie Nation, blared over the TD Garden speakers as teammates rushed a leaping Marchand.
It was fitting, as the Rangers played close to a group of brainless zombies for most of the night, only lacking a lust for flesh — or in their case a lust for goals. The obvious hustle of Boston’s Marchand and Bergeron was absent from the majority of the Rangers, who couldn’t keep their legs churning with an energy equal to the goal-thirsty Bruins.

Sounds about right LOL


What made me feel good, is I can't see them playing that poorly again.


And holy shit is Chara a beast, what did he play 50 minutes last night?

 

[Zig]

I'm pretty crestfallen over my lack of Fan duel skills. I'm so awesome at fantasy it ain't funny but can't catch a break in FD. The night I started 3 guys that didn't play was my highest score in 2 weeks lol

 

[Kate Upton]

Probably not next week ... possibly 2


Here's the thing though. The phils 100% should take 2 of 3 from the Reds. But they wont. Most frustrating / unreliable team they've had in a LONG time (last year dont count given all the issues)

The Reds never play well there or in St. Louis.

I'd honestly be content with 1, ecstatic with 2, and nut with a sweep.

 

[Rock Strongo]

I'm being very serious when it comes to Rock and his hockey knowledge. His skates have 1 blade, all you need to know.

i know some things about sports

 

[cerealboi]

i know some things about sports

Braggart

 

[Rock Strongo]

Sounds about right LOL


What made me feel good, is I can't see them playing that poorly again.


And holy shit is Chara a beast, what did he play 50 minutes last night?

like 48 or something

and he was gassed in OT

 

[Kate Upton]

i know some things about sports

Link?

 

[Zig]

i know some things about sports

I agree, you do


good post!

 

[Most Driven]

like 48 or something

and he was gassed in OT

Still, he's so big he gets in those passing lanes every time


the 2 shortest guys in Zuccarello and Marchand battling it out on the last goal was hilarious

 

[Most Driven]

Where the fuck is cotton by the way.. he's not getting my basketball team

 

[Kate Upton]

Where the fuck is cotton by the way.. he's not getting my basketball team

He was here.

But once we stopped talking about shoes, he left.

Fucking faggot.

 

[MilkSpiller22]

He was here.

But once we stopped talking about shoes, he left.

Fucking faggot.

I only wear clown shoes... makes women think i have a big cock... to bad i have a little asian one(which sucks since i am not asian)

 

[Kate Upton]

I only wear clown shoes... makes women think i have a big cock... to bad i have a little asian one(which sucks since i am not asian)

I thought it was big hands = big cock?

 

[Rock Strongo]

dickshots hands

 

[MilkSpiller22]

I thought it was big hands = big cock?

No its the fatter the fingers the larger your nose nostrils are... You need at least 3 fingers to fit your nostril so you can pick a winner...

 

[Kate Upton]

dickshots hands

 

[MilkSpiller22]

No its the fatter the fingers the larger your nose nostrils are... You need at least 3 fingers to fit your nostril so you can pick a winner...

Patrick ewing had the fattest fingers!!!

 

[Rock Strongo]

this thread needs more hate and link requests, along with demands to leave the boards forever

 

[heatwave31]

I here this place needs a little heatinator

 

[heatwave31]

Good morning bitches