Folks, you might want to sit down for this one, because it is going to fill you with some kind of emotion. Anger. Sadness. Pity. Disbelief. You might even find yourself laughing, albeit sympathetically.
You see, Tarell Brown, a cornerback for the San Francisco 49ers, is out $2 million for failing to show up to the team's workout program.
Yes, you read that right.
From Brian McIntyre of Shutdown Corner:
Cornerback Tarell Brown had triggered a $2 million escalator to his 2013 base salary and was scheduled to earn $2.925 million in the final year of his contract. However, since Brown opted to do his offseason training at his home in Texas, instead of participating in the 49ers' workout program in Santa Clara, Calif., that escalator has voided and his base salary has returned to his original $925,000, a source with knowledge of Brown's contract details confirmed to "Shutdown Corner". Brown was also scheduled to receive a $75,000 workout bonus, but that has vanished, as well.As you might have guessed, Brown has fired his agent after learning about all of the money he lost—news he first heard on Twitter, of all things, according to Eric Branch of the San Francisco Chronicle:
In quarters, the US national debt would weigh 836,920,050,687 pounds. An aircraft carrier weighs approx 200,000 metric tonnes. Or 440,924,000 pounds..
So, in quarters, the national debit weighs about the same as 1900 aircraft carriers.
MILWAUKEE -- A Milwaukee Brewers fan says she was asked to leave Miller Park because she had made some changes to her Ryan Braun shirt.
Karen Eidem says security tapped her on the shoulder while she was standing with friends at the ballpark Wednesday night. Eidem had changed a couple letters on the back of her Brewers shirt to make it read "Fraud" instead of "Braun" because of the slugger's recent suspension.
Security told her the modified shirt violated the fan code of conduct and that she would have to change the shirt or leave the ballpark. Eidem turned the shirt inside out and stayed for the game.
"I mean it was obviously meant as a joke, but to put me in a position where I'm the one to be perceived as doing something wrong, that kind of bothered me," said Eidem, according to WTMJ radio in Milwaukee.
According to WTMJ, the Brewers later issued a statement saying security staff should not have interfered and offered Eidem another game ticket.
"In this case, the fan absolutely should have been able to wear the jersey without any intervention by our staff," the statement read. "We welcome the opportunity for fans to express their opinions. The only circumstances that would warrant us intervening is if someone were to display a message or item that would be considered offensive to other fans. This is not a case where that line was crossed, and we're sorry for the inconvenience to her. We will reach out to Ms. Eidem to invite her to another game this year as our guest."
Bush's fault.
From the "whoa, the shit you can find on the internet" department:
On Life Support doesn't even get close to describing the state of this thread...
Is that snoop dressed as the sesame street count?
On Life Support doesn't even get close to describing the state of this thread...