Boom! UCF. Best Sports Program. Only one with ALL teams winning the last 2 years

[broncosmitty]

Pennsylvania is home to gay Dracula

I believe he went to UCF

 

[SJ76]

Crab bit my big toe one time at the beach in central FL. Little Fucker gave me the toe fungi

 

[Camfantasy]

Crab bit my big toe one time at the beach in central FL. Little Fucker gave me the toe fungi

 

[cmc_rebar]

If train A leaves the station at 0700, heading east...

 

[SJ76]

Nah it was before the last natty. Little bastard got me

 

[TheReal_NU]

Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter.....

Jill came down with two fifty.

 

[BamaDude]

This UCFact is incredible. UCF is the only athletic program at the FBS football level where all of our teams have a winning record the last 2 years.

That’s so much winning!!!



That’s truly shows our Rise to Dominance is ahead of schedule.

I can’t even imagine how dominant we will be with 44 years of FBS history behind us... can you?

#UCFacts

You notice they qualified that statement by saying "Winners in all head-to-head sports." So I guess that leaves out golf & track & field since those are mostly group competitions & not "head-to-head."

Does UCF even have golf or track teams?

 

[7Samurai13]

She gets alternate weekends with the vehicle.

Do corpses need access to vehicles?

 

[7Samurai13]

That looks like their O-Line

Looks like the Bee-Line to me

 

[steelerssb]

You notice they qualified that statement by saying "Winners in all head-to-head sports." So I guess that leaves out golf & track & field since those are mostly group competitions & not "head-to-head."

Does UCF even have golf or track teams?

Whoa, stay on topic please

 

[Rolltide94]

But they have this awesome thing....

From the Things Remembered Signature Collection. Only $159.95 plus engraving and shipping & handling.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Whoa, stay on topic please

Well, you're really asking two questions there. The first one takes me back to 1934. Admiral Burn had just reached the pole, only hours ahead of the Three Stooges... (later)...and I guess he won the argument, but I walked away with the turnips. The following morning I resigned my commission with the coastguard. The next thing I knew there was civil war in Spain... (later) ...and, that's everything which happened in my life right up to the time I got this phone call...

 

[steelerssb]

Well, you're really asking two questions there. The first one takes me back to 1934. Admiral Burn had just reached the pole, only hours ahead of the Three Stooges... (later)...and I guess he won the argument, but I walked away with the turnips. The following morning I resigned my commission with the coastguard. The next thing I knew there was civil war in Spain... (later) ...and, that's everything which happened in my life right up to the time I got this phone call...

Several women in this group have blocked me on Facebook for contacting them privately. You know...heh....the irony is that whenever I contact my fellow men from this group I am generally met with an enthusiastic response. I wonder why that is....

I could use my status within this group to humiliate all of you. But I'm a gentleman and the torment it would put you through does not comply with my ethics. You skanks know who you are, and if you're even capable of reading this, here were my true intentions. Hopefully you'll come around to changing your mind about me (if you're not a complete idiot that is).

First off, yes I'll admit I find some of you pretty attractive. I am a normal, healthy, biological male. Of course I'm attracted to women, and that should be seen as a compliment. That does not automatically mean my intentions were to sleep with you. I don't understand how the words 'Hi, how are you?' gets translated into 'Hi, do you have a boyfriend?' When we started having a conversation in one of the threads did I precede my comment with 'Hi, sorry I'm already attracted to someone else?'Sure, maybe some day after getting to know each other a bit more, an infatuation might develop and we could start dating. But women these days seem to think that hetero men are incapable of having a platonic relationship with the other sex.

To the girl who showed her dad my message and made him call the cops: Do you have any idea just how ironic that is? I was trying to explain to you how Atwood's 'The Handmaid's Tale' has been severely misinterpreted by third wave feminists. And then you convinced a man to apply authoritarian powers on me, merely for the fact that I am a male. It turns out that men can also be oppressed in society, as was Atwood's intended message of her novel.

To the girl who called me an 'incel' for trying to discuss Nabokov's magnum opus 'Lolita': Your lame feminist buzzwords have no bearing on my mental health. Do you really think I like it based solely around the hebophilia? I would encourage you to read it , as the prose is magnificent. But judging by your less than impressive vocabulary, I doubt you would be able to understand it.

To the girl who called me a loser and said I was trying to show off because I said you should read Tolstoy's epic 'War and Peace': I wasn't aware that reading something was suddenly a huge achievement. The fact that I wanted you to read it meant that I believed you were the rare type of woman who could endure such a lengthy piece of literature. The irony is that later in another thread I saw you talking about how you read all the Harry Potter books before you turned 12. It's plainly obvious to see that you view the arts in the most superficial way possible. There's no way I would ever date someone like that.

To all the other girls who haven't responded or have been a bit timid in their replies, please don't take this post the wrong way. As you can see I didn't tag any of the women who wronged me on this post, and I will always respect your decision no matter how misguided it may be. As you can tell, my interests are mainly in the high arts, and I can guarantee you that at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgeable friend.

 

[jeffro151]

yet you have none of these

 

[UCFhonors]

You notice they qualified that statement by saying "Winners in all head-to-head sports." So I guess that leaves out golf & track & field since those are mostly group competitions & not "head-to-head."

Does UCF even have golf or track teams?

Our track & field is one of the best in the nation. So is our golf teams.

June 5th is the National at Austin.

Men's golf UCFinished in the NCAA Regionals which is a down year for us.

UCF is doing so much WINNING!!! Rise to Dominance

#UCFacts

 

[7Samurai13]

UClickbaitF

 

[Wamu]

Our track & field is one of the best in the nation. So is our golf teams.

June 5th is the National at Austin.

Men's golf UCFinished in the NCAA Regionals which is a down year for us.

UCF is doing so much WINNING!!! Rise to Dominance

#UCFacts

UCF womens track & field is one of the bestest in the nation? Well I wasn't sure if you're completely full of shit so I went to ncaa.com & looked up all the womens national champs.

Shockingly UCF has never won it all or even finished 2nd. I thought this was gonna be the 1 time you were right. But it turns out you're full of shit! I'll say this though, your troll game's strong.

 

[Olyduck]

 

[steelerssb]

UCF womens track & field is one of the bestest in the nation? Well I wasn't sure if you're completely full of shit so I went to ncaa.com & looked up all the womens national champs.

Shockingly UCF has never won it all or even finished 2nd. I thought this was gonna be the 1 time you were right. But it turns out you're full of shit! I'll say this though, your troll game's strong.

2/10, stay on topic, please

 

[Guy Incognito]

UCF womens track & field is one of the bestest in the nation? Well I wasn't sure if you're completely full of shit so I went to ncaa.com & looked up all the womens national champs.

Shockingly UCF has never won it all or even finished 2nd. I thought this was gonna be the 1 time you were right. But it turns out you're full of shit! I'll say this though, your troll game's strong.

According to the Wiki, UCF has only one national championship.

They've UCFailed to win a title game or round in a team sport since 1978.

UCF Knights - Wikipedia

National championshipEdit
The 1978 women's volleyball team captured UCF's one national team championship. The team won the AIAW Small College Division championship within days of the name change from Florida Technological University to UCF.