Big big Buff wow

[MarioSpeedWagon]

Jesus Fuckin' Christ, Buff. Can't even call you Buff anymore. More like Fluff.

 

[blindbaby]

Jesus Fuckin' Christ, Buff. Can't even call you Buff anymore. More like Fluff.

You can't even call him Byfuglien (phonetic) as there's nothing lean about him. If there is a "lien", it's probably from some restaurant against him where he ran up a 20,000 food bill and has yet to pay.

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

Jesus Fuckin' Christ, Buff. Can't even call you Buff anymore. More like Fluff.

I was thinking Pilsbury Doughboy, but Fluff is much better.

If there isn't a seson Fluff might eat his way out of the league.

 

[blindbaby]

I honestly think if he were to go hang out with Richard Simmons and pick his brain for a couple of hours, it would do wonders for him.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Dustin Byfuglien is so fat, his blood type is gravy.

 

[puckhead]

I was thinking Pilsbury Doughboy, but Fluff is much better.

If there isn't a seson Fluff might eat his way out of the league.

I like 'Buffy the Wonder-Slug', but 'Jabba the Jet' is coming into play as well.

 

[dash]

You know, we haven't heard much from Patrick Kane in a while. Nah, you don't think, did Buff eat Kane?!?

 

[BOSSMANPC]

When he shows up at camp they wont use a scale they'll use a richter scale to estimate his weight. 3.0 not too bad, 6.0 and above not too good. Then they will consider the aftershocks.

 

[pixburgher66]

This is 2 years ago.

 

[mooger_35]

BrowntoBure ‏@BrowntoBure
@botchford I think he's trying to eat himself to disability weight, so he doesn't have to do anything. Homer Simpson style.

 

[dash]

On the bright side, Buff is keeping Thornton Melon in business...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

lol Sekeres relaying a story on Farhan Lalji going up to PG to do a tsn story on Buffys weight when he played junior in Prince George however many years ago

Buffy tells him they can meet at Tim Hortons

Farhan walks in and theres Buffy dipping a large ham and swiss samich into a large bowl of clam chowder ... table is a complete mess

step away from the food big guy!!!

 

[mattola]

On the bright side, Buff is keeping Thornton Melon in business...

stumbled upon this when I watched your video. its long 44 mins but god damn some funny stuff

[YOUTUBE]HI0n0hGZeBk#![/YOUTUBE]

 

[Vadered]

The only man who can screen the goalie from the bench.
He could get a too many men penalty by himself.
Ruined the NHL's plans to play a game on a glacier, as the ice was not thick enough for safety.
Promoted tolerance in NHL's "You Can Play" campaign, saying "everybody tastes the same."

Or, as Pix might put it: Will be holding my breath for every future donut one Dustin Byfuglien eats for the rest of his career.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

money ball ... money puck ... in defence of the fat fuck

complete with Billy Beane quotes

Dustin Byfuglien isn’t selling jeans | Backhand Shelf | Blogs | theScore.com

 

[mooger_35]

From the CBA strife thread

Strombone ‏@strombone1
The 4 food groups with Big Buff - Candy - Candy corn - Candy cane - Syrup #NHLSchool

 

[dash]

Just more of him to love for Canucks fans...

 

[Indian Chief]

First thing I thought of when I saw that pic:

 

[dash]

First thing I thought of when I saw that pic:

lol - That fat guy on NES hockey was the best player on the ice.

 

[DevilishWon]

burp